ALL HAIL THE HORDE WAR MACHINE! BENEDICTION, MONDAY, MISTS OF PANDARIA LAUNCH
Listen up, champions of the Horde! The moment we’ve been craving for ages is almost here. At the stroke of Monday’s MoP launch, the Alliance scum will quake under our red banners. We’re not just conquering zones we’re reclaiming our honor and MAKING WORLD PVP GREAT AGAIN!
Why we will CRUSH them:
- They queue for battlegrounds like cowards; we raid their front doors in open world!
- They hide behind pathetic defenses; we’re bringing the siege engines and the steamrolling chaingangs!
- They spam “for the Alliance!” we answer with WAR CRIES and WAR AXES!
Operation Monday Massacre:
- ALL 2000 Horde mass at Orgrimmar gates at server pop. No duels, no mercy.
- Surge through the Jade Forest foothills seize the Jadefire Ridge, raze the Alliance garrison at Greenstone Quarry, and crush any camp that dares stand in our path.
- Unleash wave after wave: shamans planting totems atop Mistfall Ravine, warriors roaring Battle Shout through Zhailon’s Reach, rogues slicing off fleeing stragglers by the Twilight Sanctuary.
- Secure every lumber mill, rice paddy and fishing dock along the Jade Way; paint the winding riverside roads red with their tears.
Rally cry for all classes:
- Death Knights: Raise a wall of frost and crush their ranks!
- Warriors: Charge headfirst let your axes taste Alliance bone!
- Hunters: Cover our flanks; let no fleeing coward survive!
- Shamans & Priests: Keep us rolling with totems and heals no warrior left behind!
- Rogues & Mages: Hit them where it hurts dead before they even blink!
Don’t be a spectator be the storm. Tag your friends, fill your garrisons, and sharpen your blades. The Alliance thinks they can hide behind newbie walls and forced PvP toggles? Let’s show them that on Benediction, the Horde is the only faction that matters.
Monday at server pop: WE RAID. WE DOMINATE. WE DESTROY.
FOR THE HORDE! FOR AZEROTH! MAKE WORLD PVP GREAT AGAIN!
Listen up, warriors of the Horde! The mists have parted, and Pandaria lies before us, ripe for the taking! The Alliance dogs think they can claim this land, but we are the true strength, the unbreakable will, the fire that burns through their pathetic defenses!
You are the Horde! Orcs, trolls, tauren, blood elves, goblins, forsaken—each of you carries the blood of conquerors! The Alliance cowers behind their walls, clinging to their false honor, while we carve our legacy in blood and glory! Today, we storm their strongholds—Jade Forest, Krasarang, the Vale itself will tremble beneath our boots!
Sharpen your blades, ready your spells, and unleash the beasts within! We strike as one, a tide of destruction that will drown Stormwind’s hopes! Garrosh demands victory, and we will deliver! For every fallen brother, we’ll take ten of theirs! For every insult, we’ll burn their banners to ash!
Charge, my warriors! Let the Alliance hear our war cries echo across Pandaria! For the Horde! Lok’tar ogar! Victory or death!
My Grok post looks oddly similar to yours.
the alliance will be desperate to transfer again
Horde use Chatgpt.
Alliance Chads just know we are the better faction.
Hear me, you sniveling Alliance curs! You dare mock the Horde for harnessing the power of AI, as if your puny minds could grasp its might? You cling to your outdated honor, cowering in Stormwind’s crumbling halls, while we wield intellect sharper than any blade! Your insults are as weak as your resolve—yapping dogs barking at a war machine you can’t comprehend!
You call us savages? We’ve turned your precious Pandaria into our proving ground, and now our AI-forged strategies will crush your pathetic defenses! While you scribble battle plans with quills, we command the future! Every one of your fallen is a testament to our dominance—AI or not, we’ll bury you in the Vale’s ruins!
Crawl back to your king, Alliance filth, and tell him the Horde’s coming—smarter, stronger, and unstoppable! Lok’tar ogar! Your tears fuel our victory!
Re-enactment:
Horde player typing into Chat Assist: ‘Ur Durrr, rite me sevn parAgraffs 2 say horde gud and alliance bad uhhh’
It was much more detailed and complex than that.
You’re just mad that your faction looks hideous in armor.
Horde need to use Chat GPT.
Alliance invented it.
You are not understanding the difference between need and want.
Let’s bring back the glory of world PvP! Down with all Alliance on Bene! Let’s transform Bene into a full Horde server! Make Alliance transfers happen again!
Just transfer to Faerlina and you already won.
I’m already on Faerlina for raid nights but the world PvP scene here is dead as a stampeding kodo in Orgrimmar.
That’s why Benediction is our true warfront:
- Faerlina for heroic progression
- Benediction for nonstop open-world skirmishes
Dual-theater operations, people. See you in the Jade Forest on Faer then catch you ripping through Vale on Bene. World PvP waits for no one!
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Added you for the free carries
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I had an ally druid try to gank my mage on Fairlina yesterday, he died and became a pvp clip for me.
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It was probably Ripsod’s alt.
He played like it for sure.
He had over 40 ilvls on me too and still got smoked.
And hes on Fearlina to pvp so hes def pvp spec with pvp glyphs and still got smoked.
In this scenario you were the Emu.
That’s great.
I learnt along time ago I’m awful at PvP and any gank attempts will result in my embarrassment, so I might be on one of your clips somewhere too.
I can link it to you, add my discord reapers3106