Ricky joins a server: a short story

Its time for Ricky to join a server on SoD! He’s ready to get started.

He starts hovering over a PvP server.

Everyone: Ricky wait!!! You dont like pvp. Dont join that server! Look over here, this is a PvE server ready and waiting! It has everything you want! Heck, you can even join a BG if you really want to shake things up!

Ricky’s brain for reasons unknown: No, I MUST join a PvP server.

Ricky joins the pvp server and experiences pvp

Ricky: I don’t like PvP servers! I need to go to the forums right now and tell everyone how much I don’t like them!

Everyone in the forums: ???
Blixx: ???
Ricky: … ???

Turns out Ricky was mind controlled by the bad pvp players (sarcasm)

The end!

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I’m pleased with WildGrowth, but it’s kinda too bad that the RP-PVE server didn’t have a comparable number of players back in January 2024.

Between the flight master in searing gorge and the entrance to blackrock mountain I was attacked by 4 different rogues… I killed all 4 of them. When the last one died 3 shaman and 2 priests came out of the gates and leveled me in an attempt to help the rogue. Completely over pvp servers. Too late to reroll so guess I either stay in town and raid log or I quit. Sucks to be me even though I’m apparently not horrible at pvp but it’s never 1v1… it is always 5v1.

The only balanced pvp play is BG or other que based pvp. I thought most seasoned players knew that. And even those aren’t a fair fight sometimes.

Its ok to play on a pve server and join pvp ques if that is what you like to do.

Ive been outnumbered and ganked so many times, but I knew what I was in for.

nyoooooo! you got pvped in a pvp server but this time you lost! nyooooooooo!

oh yeah cause getting jumped from stealth every 10 steps is so much fun just to get leveled by a roaming pack of gankers. Yeah I lost but its just exhausting to have these people doing nothing but ganking. No one is running dungeons, no one is questing, they are just trying to make everyone’s lives painful. I would transfer to a pve realm in a heartbeat. 2024 pvp realm is not for me! I can’t do this toxic BS any more but I have invested too much in these characters to just start over.

Completely stupid “story”. Don’t quit your day job.

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and you might be one of them. feel free to put me on ignore. doesnt hurt my feelings lol