@Rets ♿

PVP Arenas
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Start stretching those legs boys.

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2

I’m ready, I’m ready to run so fast! Look out Mages and Shamans. I will make your lives miserable this patch.

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3

Yeezeys to all Rets who need something comfortable after being in the chair for so long. DM me

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4

Rets went from being paraplegic to competing in the olympics for track and field

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Oh man I may have to dust my ret off now that it’s not going to be playing with the handicapped parking pass stapled to their forehead.

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Can’t wait to make a montage video of me running at mages all game and the subsequent hate whispers.

Time to put this shoe on the other foot

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8

Are you ready to get covered in angry mage spit as they finally have to learn to cast instead of just brainlessly pressing spell steal and laughing as you waddle to them? “Bro rets so stupid you suck why do you think it’s okay to hit half my hp in a single attack” all the while not bothering to juke or position properly because BfA has never had to.

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9

Those frost mage/ele sham teams are about to feel 8 years of anger and wrath built up first day.

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10

Let it rain :sweat_drops::sweat_drops:

Maybe the mages will finally learn not to double shimmer a poly/gpyro while I continue to chase them like Mike Myers on speed.

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11

Honestly I’m still scared to death of mages. This just will not allow them to mindlessly put me on cc dr and have zero respect for me.

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I played ret foolishly before patch the other day. My freedom was removed vs rmpala before my gcd from casting it was over :frowning:

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13

gonna be interesting to see if it’s worth to dr you on poly for freedoms pressure.

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14

When ret’s think mobility is the answer meanwhile destro locks still stand in middle in 40% dampening with their health not moving =/

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Ret with wings trucking a Destro does make their health move. It’s generally against mages (and RMPal is so pervasive like herpes this season) that Ret genuinely struggles so this should even the playing field.

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16

I really cant stop thinking about the Forrest Gump scene where he runs out of his leg braces.

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17

I can’t wait for the Savix meme

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18

:joy: Ret on patch day:

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19

Bahaha yes!

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Just faced a ret in 2s where he had wings up for nearly the entire match deleting hp quicker than you can blink. Not sure how I feel about this.