[Prompt] Foodstuffs

Mealtime is a nice break to refill ones body. Food, drink, merriment and company often times accompany mealtime. What do you eat and or drink? Who do you spend this time with? Do you eat out at a tavern more often than cooking for yourself? Are you a chef or a Nomi? Do you grow or hunt your own food or do you buy it?


This is meant to be a fun exercise, so there aren’t many rules. I ask that posts be limited to two or three, as much longer is more like a short tale probably befitting its own thread.

Prompts are fun little things meant to inspire. You don’t have to perfectly match the prompt. Just let it inspire a thought.

I’m going to try and post these weekly, sometime between Saturday and Monday probably. Feedback and prompt ideas are welcome, so feel free to post them in here as well. Some prompts will be more thought provoking, some more whimsical. Respect your fellow writers.

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I really like fish and fishing. I just stab the small fish I find through the mouth and let it burn on the fire. Little snacks that I can bite right through the crunchy chewy bones. Also, if the water’s fresh I can steam me some rice to put it on. Mostly I just let them burn by a flat stone.

I love fish, there salty and crunchy, some you can even eat raw. Some you can go right into the water and get yourself a big meal. It doesn’t leave you bloated like most land meat, and you can spend all day catching and eating until the sun goes down.

Fishing is fun. I love fishing. There’s a peacefulness to the sound of the ocean or lake, the nearby clicking insects, and the sound of the wind brushing by your ears, but it’s not boring. There’s a thrill when the fish bites when it’s your strength against the fish. It’s almost like a battlefield, where the factors are your skill, strength, and the effectiveness of your equipment. Some fish will break your line, some will even break your pole, but it’s that thrill that makes all that boring waiting not so boring.

Sometimes it’s fun to do this with someone else, but sometimes people talk to much and don’t understand there’s a certain “zen” you have to reach before the fish will bite.

I sometimes wonder how fun it would be to go on a fishing expedition and catch large amounts of fish with nets or collect crabs and crawfish in trapped cages.

My grandfather taught me a little about sailing, but I’m getting off topic this was about cooking.

My style of cooking is a bit vagabond, but I have been known to cook somethings in a kitchen as well. A few saltwater fish ramens with steamed vegetables and soft-boiled eggs. Maybe a few slices of bacons or pork to give it that sweet crunchiness. I do not like peppers, spicy, no thank you.

But sour is great, top it all off with squeezed lemons or limes and you’re full all day and if that’s a problem, have a few beers and you can get back to eating. That might be the reason I’m overweight though.

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Tolbyas grinned widely as he made his way through the streets of Shattrath. It had taken him a while to get used to the environment, but he finally navigated the various passages and pathways as if he had lived there all his life. He had a knack for directions, came with his old territory as an assassin. Now, Tolbyas found himself more of a homemaker and odd errand boy. An odd prospect and shift, but a welcome change. He had spent so much of his life on the other side of the law with Ravenholdt and then the Black Guard.

Today, Tolbyas had a mission. His target, the street vendors. It would be a quick mission, he knew exactly where to go and what to get. After haggling prices in draenic Tolbyas made his way back outside of the large city, his arms laden with packs of various fruits, vegetables, and wrapped meats. He hooked the packs on holders on Shadowwing’s saddle and the pair took to the skies. Their heading: South by South East. The fae dragon knew the route without any prompting from his rider.

As the day turned to night, the pair landed at the entrance to a cavern. Shadowwing made his way down the winding tunnels, dimly lit by a trickle of magma. Again, the fae dragon knew the way. Soon enough, the pair entered a vast cavern with a large pool of lava in the center. The sound of a violin echoes across the chamber. Tolbyas could see the origin on the other side of the room. A woman stood in a long black robe with the mahogany violin tucked under her chin. She looked nearly human, except the slight point to her ears, black dragon horns jutting from her temples, and golden eyes with slitted pupils. Around her curled black nether drake, enjoying the violin’s sounds. As Tolbyas slid off Shadowwing with a light thud, the pair both snapped their attention to the entrance and the violin stopped.

“Tolbyas! A pleasant surprise!” Mortre smiled as she put the violin and started to make her way towards him. Sterixia had already jumped the lava pull and shifted into her rather alien looking elf-ish form. She wrapped her arms around Tolbyas, and then Shadowwing’s neck, in greeting. Mortre embraced Tolbyas as she reached him.

“Just got back from that job in Stormwind. Made a pretty penny, so I thought I would treat you to some cooking.” Tolbyas smiled as he motioned to the packs on Shadowwing’s saddle. The pair exchanged a brief kiss.

“You spoil us so.” Mortre chuckled. “But it is a welcomed spoil. We’ve not hunted for a while, so this is perfect.”

Tolbyas laughed. “You may not need to eat so much, but Sterixia is still growing. You are starving her only feeding when you do.”

Mortre scoffed and placed her hands on her hips. “Excuse me, I feed more often with Sterixia to keep her healthy.”

“Ah so that is why you’ve put on weight.”

Mortre punched Tolbyas playfully in the shoulder. “You (ycc). Just get to cooking.”

Tolbyas snickered. “As you wish, Ma’am.”

Mortre giggled as she helped Tolbyas carry the packs to the cooking area of the chamber. Her center cavern was one big chamber with small walls dividing different areas. There was a reading nook, a dining area, a kitchen area, a sleeping area with two human beds, and an area fully walled off for bathroom business. The rest of the area was open.

Tolbyas set to work as he took wood from the stockpile and set to work preparing dinner. Mortre got the stove lit quickly and then set off to tend to Shadowwing and remove his saddle so he could play with Sterixia. Tolbyas started a pot of oil on the stove first while he flayed several golden darters and sliced up some potatoes. It was Sterixia’s favorite dish, and he was determined to get it just right. Cooking came naturally to Tolbyas as he spent so much time mastering the knife and poison mixtures. Cooking was just another step off to the side, easily adaptable with his skill set. As Tolbyas whisked the batter for the fish, he looked off and saw Sterixia and Shadowwing playing tag in the air of the upper chambers. Mortre was watching them closely.

Tolbyas smiled. This was nice. A nice he never thought he would know. A strange nice he would have never thought likely. All from happenstance. He wondered what the Tolbyas of five or ten years ago would think of this moment. Tolbyas dipped the battered fish into the oil as he reminisced about their time together. He decided he was going to protect these two, their future, even if it costed him his life. These moments here, as if there was no war, no grief in the world, these were reward enough for him.

As the fish and potatoes finished frying, Tolbyas took care of the food he bought for other meals. He took a slab of talbuk hind quarters and laid it against the wall for Shadowwing. He then set about getting the food on Mortre’s stone table. Three platters of fried golden darter and potato chips. Fish and chips have been a favorite of Sterixia’s since one fateful venture to Kul’Tiras, so Tolbyas made sure to learn a good recipe. The fish here on shattered Draenor weren’t the same, but he could at least come close. Perhaps if Kersia is generous some time, he could get a portal to get some authentic Kul’Tiran cooking for the drake.

“Food is done and ready.” Tolbyas said as he put a hand around Mortre’s waist.

Mortre returned his gesture as she called out to the playful duo. “Food is done you two. Let’s eat.”

Shadowwing and Sterixia landed with a thud. When Sterixia noticed the three set spots on the table, she shifted into her humanoid form and bounced over to her seat. Tolbyas piled extra pieces of fish and potatoes on her plate, and she had a great big glass of wild berry juice imported from Stormwind. She looked at Tolbyas with a big smile on her face, her eyes sparkling with excitement, before she plopped down in her seat and began eating.

Mortre chuckled as she graciously sat next to the youth. “Thank you for the meal, Tolbyas. I’m sure she is tired of raw food, and I am not a chef.”

“Neither am I.” Tolbyas sat next to her. “Just takes practice, and titans know you’ve had plenty of time to do that. You are just lazy.”

Mortre puffed out her cheeks. “Lazy? Sorry I didn’t have the leisure to get anything more than what I could hunt.”

“For tens of thousands of years?”

“Well, I mean, the whole concept of doing it never came to mind before going back to Azeroth.”

Tolbyas snickered as he ate his food. “I suppose you are right. Doesn’t mean you can’t learn now.”

“Why bother?” Mortre grinned mischievously at him. “I have you now, don’t I?”

“This is true. This is true.”

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I wrote this last year for the Pilgrim’s feast, but then updated it to reflected some changes I made to the way I role play my character Arancathria. I’m sorry it’s so long, but there is cooking and food involved lol.


Arancathria pulled the cloak tighter around her shoulders as the rain came down harder than ever. The heavy fabric was soaked through and clinging uncomfortably to her leathery wings, and the hood, which she had put up in a vain attempt to keep the rain out of her face, was hooked on her horns and made turning her head impossible. The muddy track splashed under her bare feet as she walked. She detested rain, and the mud that pressed between her toes. All she wanted was to find some shelter where she could dry out and have something hot to eat. As powerful as the fel energies made her, the night elf born demon hunter still liked the creature comforts of any other mortal. Being wet and cold was its own misery, and she hated it.

Dark trees overhung the path, their ancient, quiet life magic pulsing faintly. Wind made their branches quake, which shook showers of water drops upon her as she passed below. Lightning flashed, and thunder banged overhead, deafening. As she rounded a bend she thought she detected the smell of smoke. Where there was smoke, there was usually a fire, and she quickened her steps, hoping for some kind of village inn or tavern. Rounding a bend in the path she came upon a small building, a darkness pressed into the dim reality of her spectral vision. Blurry shapes glowed within it’s walls. It was occupied.

It… wasn’t a very impressive inn, if that indeed was what it was. It was small and built more like a garden shed than a tavern, but she decided being inside was ultimately better than being outside in this storm. She located the door, grabbed the cold metal latch, and shoved it open. A gust of wind caught her cloak as she stepped inside, the sopping hem flapping around her muddied legs as she pushed the door to, shutting out the weather. Exhausted from her journey, she turned to survey the room, and found herself met with upraised weapons and aggressive postures.

“Whoa!”

She raised her bared hands, weaponless. Belatededly she thought a lesser creature might think her talons a threat, but it was too late for that now. A blood elf hunter, smallish, lightly built and lithe, looking and smelling of the magic particular to his race, stood across the room, arrow nocked and ready- it’s enchants glowed ominously in her vision. His pet, a large catlike beast (probably a lynx- they were popular hunter pets), stood growling at his feet, it’s ears pinned back aggressively. An orc warrior, his ancestors touched by the fel magic that had altered his race when they came to this world, which still clung to him, stood beside the crackling hearth with his battle axe held at the ready. This one had considerable tusks, if she was determining that accurately by the edge of his aura’s profile.

This was just her luck. Manage to find some shelter from the storm, and it’s already occupied by the Horde. Exhausted mentally and physically, heart sick and pained, she didn’t feel like a fight this night. Having campaigned against armies of demons across the Broken Isle for months, battling fruitlessly with Legion overlords and their foul servants only to lose so many for so little…

Ysera, she thought, and felt the pain of mourning all over again. For all that she had sacrificed to fight the Burning Legion, tonight- just this night- she wanted to not need her blades.

“Be at ease,” she said, speaking to the blood elf in his native tongue, and then made a mangled attempt at the same in Orcish. “I will leave. I am too tired to quarrel with anyone tonight.”

With a heavy sigh, she turned back to the door, but as she reached for the handle a deep voice spoke up from the corner, speaking in Common. The third aura that she hadn’t taken notice of because he was the only one not threatening her.

“Stay. The night is cold. This is no weather to be out in, and we have better manners than to turn away a fellow traveler on this Pilgrim’s Feast.”

An enormous bull Tauren rose from his spot, a druid of some sort, she thought, judging by the quality of his magic. His aura glowed strong and hot in her vision- he was a powerful creature, to be sure. Despite the peril he could present, she felt slightly more at ease. She generally liked Taurens; most were decent folks, many quite peaceful, but just as many were powerful, honorable warriors. She had fought alongside them. They had died at her side. It made her heart ache.

Oh, she was soul weary indeed this evening.

The Tauren clearly had some influence over his companions, because they lowered their weapons slowly, regarding her with wary suspicion. As a demon hunter, she was usually considered a monster, a foul abomination. She was shunned among her own people, for sacrificing everything she could have had, choosing instead to take on the powers of demons so she could be powerful enough to fight them. Her eyeless sockets, filled instead with glowing green fel fire, her horns and wings and glowing tattoos, and that spectral sight which made all magics visible to her, made others fear her for what she mostly was: a demon.

She hadn’t made the decision lightly. Her choice had been driven by grief and loss, fueled by unending anger. Her actions had driven her away from all she knew, but had given her access to the only thing she really truly cared about anymore: bringing an end to the Burning Legion.

Since no one had offered to begin a fight to the death, Aran carefully and slowly removed her weapons from where they hung at her side, leaning the wicked war glaives against the wall near the door. Her traveling pack was next, followed by the damnable dripping cloak, which she had to fight to untangle from her curling horns and the thumb claw on her left wing. Freed of it finally, she hung it off a rusted nail in one the roof beams. She turned to her uneasy hosts then, and bowed slightly, respectfully.

“Thank you for your hospitality. I assure you, I mean no harm. I merely want to rest for a while.”

“Warm yourself by the fire,” the Tauren said gently, before he began digging through an enormous rucksack that could have fitted an entire squad of dwarves.

Before long, there was a pot of water heating, and honeymint tea to drink. She didn’t expect them to want anything to do with her, much less share their own rations, but the Tauren, surprisingly delicate, held out a cup in his large burly hand, and insisted she take it. The tea was sweet and hot, and dispelled the chill inside as she drank, a welcome warmth after a long hard slog. They sat around the fire in silence, sipping their tea, staring at the flames. No one offered any conversation, not even introductions.

Fair enough, she thought, enjoying the warmth of the fire on her face. She was technically an enemy of the Horde, despite the fact that she predated the factional conflict that so plagued the world today. She chose her faction on the day she had stood before Lord Illidan and pledged allegiance to his cause, and had felt the fel magic burn in her blood and the demon mind battle with hers. She had gouged out her eyes in horror at the things she saw, even as it gave her the power to fight it. Even now, she could feel the whispers of the demons in her mind, gnawing at her every thought. Every waking moment was a battle of its own.

She wondered, as the bull finished his cup and set a pan among the red hot coals to heat, if their tolerance for her had something to do with this feasting day, recognized by most of the races in Azeroth as a time for hospitality, generosity and kindness to others. She couldn’t remember the last feasting day she had attended, much less been invited to. The presence of a demon hunter tended to make parties awkward.

A delicious smoky smell arose as the Tauren laid a slab of fatty bacon into the pan, greasing the skillet with its savory fat. The earthy smell of potatoes followed as he chopped them up with his knife. They sizzled in the hot fat, and made her mouth water. The others stirred themselves to their own meal prep. The blood elf turned out a loaf of still-fresh spice bread and a little jar of something which smelled strongly of wildflower honey. The orc unwrapped several slabs of gamey meat, which he placed directly on the hot rocks to roast. They sizzled and spat in the heat of the coals, and her stomach growled insistently.

Aran opened her own pack and rummaged through her supplies. There were always several packets of Illidari-style rations ready at hand; they were perfectly wholesome and nourishing, but not exactly thrilling fare. She dug through the somewhat rain-wet contents of her bag and removed several slightly withered apples that she had probably been carrying around a little too long. They were still good though, so she might as well use them. She discovered a packet of spices she had picked up somewhere and, forming an idea of what she wanted to make, rummaged for other ingredients. Some flour, some sugar, some muskenbutter, a splash of water, and a little deft work with her knife, and she fashioned a heap of spiced apple cakes, which she cooked in her own pan with more of the butter, until she had a whole stack of the flat, crispy fritters. She added a sprinkle of more sugar to their tops. She recalled a distant childhood memory of sweet seed cakes topped with sugar. The little crystals made desserts look pretty.

Then, having made far more than she could eat herself, she offered them to her fireside companions. This clearly surprised the orc and the blood elf. There was a hesitation, where they probably took the time to look at her offering with suspicion, but the Tauren accepted an apple cake with a murmured thank you and, after he’d taken a bite out of one, complimented her on the quality of the recipe. Be it shame at their churlishness, or reassurance that the Tauren trusted her cooking, the other two must have decided the cakes were safe. The blood elf accepted one next, with a little nod, and after a moment, the orc lost a little of his hostility and also accepted a cake. She took one for herself, and they ate their cakes as their food cooked, everyone seeming to enjoy the sweet treat. It warmed her heart a little that at least on this one night, she could offer them something other than conflict.

She honestly didn’t expect anything else for the rest of the night, but the blood elf sliced off several pieces of bread, smeared them with honey, and then reached across the fire to offer the first slice to her. She smiled, and thanked him in his language, which she had learned from her blood elven comrades among the Illidari. The first bite was fragrant, the bread soft, the honey sweet and delicious. She would have been perfectly happy with her apple cakes and the honeyed bread, but when the Tauren’s potatoes and bacon were cooked, he shared them with everyone, savory and rich, the potatoes cooked until golden and crunchy and the bacon crisp at the edges. As she ate, eyes half closed in a dreamy expression, a large piece of meat arrived rather suddenly, speared on the tip of the dagger that had fished it from the coals.

Glancing up, she looked at the orc with a mixture of surprise and some other emotion that rose within her chest, as overwhelming as a high tide.

“The meat is good elk,” he said gruffly, in Common. “It will fill your belly and give you strength.”

She nodded thanks, a lump forming in her throat, and as she ate the rich and succulent meat she had been given, she realized that this was probably the most kindness strangers had ever shown her since she had become a demon hunter.

The night was long and cold, the storm fierce, and the company remained stoically quiet, but the hostility that had been present before was gone. Now they sat in companionable silence, their bellies full of hot food, and their souls nourished by the simple generosity of a shared meal. For a while there were no factions; no Horde, no Alliance, no Demon Hunter.

Just people.

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