Please Bring Back Adult Maturity

Seriously was the best joke.

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And then I kill two more!

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I don’t really know if I want absurd sexuality in wow. I find it rarely fits the theme. Blood troll armor? Sure. Some of the AQ dresses and the magical girl outfits…eh

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Here is the problem, that stupid ESRB rating means $ to microsoft and everyone else that owned blizz. An ESRB rating of “M,” in general, does poorly when mass marketed, but lower ESRB ratings sell more.

I personally do not know why this, but it is what it is.

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gestures towards Xal’s feet

Idk, they’re certainly shoving some fetishes at us lmao

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Right about what? That a non-nude pinup, the description of spitting on people, and being edgy are adult maturity?

Are you sure?

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I just want more robes with cleavage.

You want to have your armored classes actually protected? Perfectly understandable.

But cloth is literally just normal clothes, and there’s no reason why a wizard wouldn’t want to feel sexy in their totally normal clothes.

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Well absurd in the sense of amount. Ive come to peace with the weird stuff.

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I want a Power Girl transmog.

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I hope takes like this never stop being funny.

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Pretty/sexy stuff sells.

Blizzard is just hyper weird about it because of the lawsuits a while back.

“We respect women” apparently means they have to be hidden at all times, like the bowls of fruit replacing the sexy paintings lol.

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Well youre in luck bc were doomed to repeat it ad nauseum

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There’s still plenty of it in-game.

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I’m worried they’ll remove it, if we point it out lol

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My brother in christ they recently let you mog “no pants.”

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Yea if you like fish sticks

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Whoever flagged this thread is weak.

Edit: Restored, good call mods.

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With as far as Blizz was able to go with a “T” rating, I wonder what an “M-rated” WoW would be like… :thinking:

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And the HD AQ robes. And Sylvanas’ bikini. And several swimsuits. And the Blood Troll bra and thong. And several promises that they’ll never remove options for players to express themselves which have proven true so far by the original slutmog items remaining completely unchanged. But don’t point out the stuff Blizzard deliberately added to the game in the past three years or they might… remove the stuff they added.

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Arguably wow should be rated M. The way rating works is they show a few minutes of the most offensive content to assign a rating.

The hanged bodies decomposing even with the low texture likely would warrent a M

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