Pizza can't have pineapple on it!

THE PATH IS FLAWED

Pineapple on pizza is bad, but there are much worse things to put on pizza.

Like black olives.

if you don’t like pineapple on pizza, you probably haven’t tried it the right way. i’m guessing most people have only tried it with ham. that’s the wrong way. you need something hot n spicy to complement that tangy sweetness. try it with pepperoni and a light drizzle of sriracha. your taste buds will thank you.

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My taste buds thank me every time I eat a pizza sans pineapple.

I can see it now.
Here…it was these opening shots…the disagreement over pineapple…that led to the Great Pizza War of 2021.

Everyone thought it would be achovies, black olives, spinach even, but it was actually, PINEAPPLE!

Unless you’re like 60 years old pineapple has been a pizza topping longer than you’ve been alive. It’s not some new thing. Y’all need to give this meme a rest.

Putting Pineapple in a pizza is cultural appropiation and as americans you should all feel bad and start cancelling people for it

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Sweet and cheese/meat do NOT go together. Ugh. The only fruit that belongs on pizza is tomato (because it’s a component of the sauce).

Pepperoni and pineapple pizza is an amazing combo.

Try it!

Yeah, but that guy is douche canoe anyway.

Pineapple, Fish, or Fungus on pizza = Don’t eat it, even if starving.

Okay I’ll just have your pizzas then hehe.

delet this, nephew

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funny.

sweet and salty is a staple of the human diet.

if you’ve never eaten it, and judging a book by its cover…

your comment holds no relevance.

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I believe it’s an option for a Mediterranean style pizza which as a whole is pretty tasty. Various veggies,feta cheese with a custom topping of chicken and banana peppers,super good

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Anchovies on pizza would be more Italian than pineapple, though I would never eat it lol.

I watched someone put green olives on a Hawaiian pizza once and I wanted to cry.

you want figs on your pizza?

throws up hands and walks out

you can put it on a pizza, it just ceases to be a pizza after.

I ate a pizza with anchovies once because the person who had the pizza didn’t tell me it had anchovies. It wasn’t bad but I wouldn’t order them on my own.

It is not.