Pizza can't have pineapple on it!

Spittin straight facts here my man

Just for you OP, gonna order a Hawaiian pizza to enjoy tomorrow while raiding CN.

What are people’s thoughts on cheeseburger pizza? I haven’t tried it yet but I am tempted to

It’s just ground beef on pizza so it’s fine.

Yeah, I get that part. But like, its the whole cheese / sauce combo that throws me off. Is it just marinara, ground beef and American cheese? Cause if so, that sounds really gross. But if it was some type of special tomato sauce to emulate ketchup then I could get down with it

People who like pineapple on pizza, gags, will go straight to the maw without due process post death wheel fixing.

I can’t say as I have, nowhere around here sells it admittantly.

Do it without the pickles. Pickles do not add anything worthwhile to pizza.

Not really, they tend to use a cheese based sauce instead of your standard pizza sauce.

Pizza with jalapenos is the best. :hot_pepper:

Calm down, Michelangelo.

Who hurt you?

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Pizza can have anything on it. It is a topping delivery device.

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That is clearly incorrect, as just a few minutes ago I ordered a small pizza with pepperino, sausage, green olives (the only kind that should be on a pizza) and pineapple. It should be arriving 15 minutes before my raid starts this afternoon.

I actually gagged. The most disgusting thing I’ve seen in a while. What is actually wrong with you people?

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Texturally for sure. Its just a rubbery, fermented cucumber at the end of the day.

But if the pizza was done right it might have its place. I am picturing a tomato sauce with brown sugar, vinegar, garlic, onion power. Then ground beef and american cheese over top. Lastly a little accoutrement of crisp pickle chips. Is it completely unnecessary and it begs the question, why not just eat a burger? Sure, but I guess if you really love carbs like me it could be lovely.

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That should be considered a crime against humanity.

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Not sure on crime against humanity. It’s certainly unique though. I wonder how it tastes.

Shrimp pizza.

Ooo made right I bet a shrimp pizza is divine.

Mmmmhn seafood…