If you like pineapple on your pizza you deserve to be locked in prison for life….
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I’m a vegan and I still wouldn’t put fruit on pizza.
But I also wouldn’t lock up anyone who would?
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I would say those that judge others for their choice of pizza toppings are the ones who deserve… well not to be locked up… maybe to stub their toe
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Will there be ham and pineapple pizza in this prison? If so…your offer of pizza prison would be very tempting.
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Here we go somehow ppl take a joke too serious…
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I put pizza on pineapple. Pineapple ring with a piece of ham on it, marinara, and mozzarella cheese.
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Jail time 
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Where are my handcuffs?
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Well, a life prison sentence is pretty harsh. I think the fact that they eat pineapple on their pizza is punishment enough.
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Eh…pineapple on a pizza with a marinara sauce base? Gross. Our local pizza place has an Aloha BBQ chicken pizza with BBQ sauce base, chicken, bacon and pineapple, and it’s actually tasty.
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This pizza needs exactly THREE ancheevies!
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Slice it into pieces and eat it on some sliced olive oil and garlic toasted flat bread.
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some things are definitely black and white and if i catch you withPineapple on pizza
i will call the guards
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And step on a Leggo.
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Fr
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Sure, why not. Hawaiian pizza is pretty good.
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So, no tomatoes, peepers or olives?
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But Hawaiian pizza is the 3rd best selling pie at my friends pizzeria… in Chicago even. They tend to be pizza snobs, not quite as bad as new York.
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No tomatoes or tomato sauce on pizza?
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I love pineapple so much that I overate it and caused serious mouth burns which return if I eat even a small amount of raw pineapple. Did you know that pineapple has an enzyme that dissolves meat (including your mouth)? So now I can only eat it cooked as that destroys that enzyme. I find pizza the best delivery method.
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