Peanuts for everyone! 🥜

Pulls peanut cart into thread
Get your free peanuts! They’re healthy for you and are modified to combat any health issues you have from eating peanuts like peanut allergies! So it’s perfectly fine for anybody. So please eat and enjoy these delicious :peanuts:’s as you continue your journey in Azeroth. Also they will help make you strong enough to kill old gods and void gods with ease!

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I choked to death on a peanut and was raised to unholy servitude to the Lich King…Thank you for bringing back painful memories.

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Hey.

We’re a popcorn forum.

Take your evil peanuts to another board.

/popcorn

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What if someone is allergic?

I have beer to go with the peanuts for those who aren’t though!

:beer: :peanuts:

EDIT: Magic peanuts. Santa’s eyes aren’t what they used to be.

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Didn’t you read? I said they combat health issues from peanuts like peanut allergies! These peanuts are perfectly fine for people with peanut allergies, it won’t hurt them.

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Santa is ashamed to admit that he read after he posted.

:frowning:

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Yeah, well now it’s a peanut forum! You’re just gonna have to get used to it Crepe!

I’m actually more of an almond person.

/fancy

Or pecans.

/country

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Over your dead body.

Yes. This can be arranged.

Wait.

Is that dead undead body?

Undead dead body?

It’s just too confusing.

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You gonna let a gnome threaten you, Jaq?

Let’s throw peanuts at him until he likes them.

:peanuts:

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You’re an evil Gnome. And yet people tell me Gnomes are nice…

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(takes peanuts and puts them into little peanut crunch cookies with sprinkles for all to enjoy!)

:cookie:

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Hey lets not assume that everyone here discriminates against peanuts. :cow:

I’ll take a barrel of peanuts please, thank you! /moo

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I Might as well use some of those :peanuts: over here too.

:ice_cream:

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Can I put peanuts in my ale?

:beer:

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In a bowl next to your ale is fine.

Eats peanuts and throws shells on the floor for others to slip on… muhahahahaha

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You rascal…

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Hey! Stop littering my thread!