Patch Notes Draft

[Prya-feathermoon]

Mages who say in voices comms that they’re putting down a portal to Boralus, but then it’s actually a portal to Dalaran Crater, are awarded the Achievement “Why Do They Fall For This Every Time?”.

I would actually like this.

Xal’atath, Blade of the Black Empire voicelines updated in the hopes that you’ll start using it again. You used to be so close and nowadays you barely even see each other.

She knows what she did!

• ORANGE VANILLA
• CHERRY
• DIET

Aren’t those the common nicknames for BC, Wrath & Cata? (Cherry was the best expansion #debateme)

HIGH DWARVES

So, shammies?

[Evilijna-thrall]

Now that everyone is a Death Knight, we’ve added a new Death Knight ability: Directory – activate to hold up a chart that you can compare other players to, in order to figure out what race they are.

yea we need to know whos original

[Nalin-nesingwary (Nalin)]

NEW MICRO-HOLIDAY: MOTHER’S DAY

She’s cared for you through so many difficulties. Now, it’s your turn to show your appreciation for her. Please make a note on the in-game calendar and actually show up for this easy quest chain. You only have to do it once per year, and it means so much to MOTHER.

This has to become real!!!

[Prya-feathermoon]

Actually, now i am curious, what does the Echoing Void sounds like?

Disappointment anymore

[Fairlight-emerald-dream]

@Baridorielor-malfurion

Actually that sounds cool as hell to play as.

MechaTauren remind me of this:

[Ventorath-wyrmrest-accord]

They didn’t fire devs.

[Tanlorian-staghelm]

Wait, does this mean that 8.3.5 Datamining was real?

[Redhound-thrall]

Ok who else wants braids as a hairstyle for female Goblins now?

[Venovel-fenris (Venovel)]

“Said no more counting dollars, we’ll be Counting Stars.” -One Republic.

[Kelonie-proudmoore]

Corrected an issue that would occasionally cause Holy Word: Serenity to take the sky from you.

I love these patch notes <3

[Rashend-thrall (Rashend)]

Corrected an issue that would occasionally cause Holy Word: Serenity to take the sky from you.

Best reference ever.

[Elae-nagrand (Elae)]

what the hell is that

[Izra-emerald-dream]

Shaman

• No adjustments needed.

Damn, so not only do we get treated like crap and given the least changes/be forced to wait an entire patch into a new expansion for them, Blizzard knows it and puts salt in the wound as an April Fools joke.

Guess I know what I’m not playing in Shadowlands.

[Shadethistle-darkspear (Shadethistle)]

Corrected an issue that would occasionally cause Holy Word: Serenity to take the sky from you

Oh man, I really want to binge Firefly now.

[Lunkel-garona (Lunkel)]

@Izra-emerald-dream

Damn, so not only do we get treated like crap and given the least changes/be forced to wait an entire patch into a new expansion for them, Blizzard knows it and puts salt in the wound as an April Fools joke.

Guess I know what I’m not playing in Shadowlands.

I gotta admit, as much as I enjoy the April fools patch notes, my favorite part is seeing stuff like this. I just imagine them smiling until they get to that one joke that hits too close to home and their whole mood changes.

https://media.giphy.com/media/l1J9JiB5J9aQquJtm/giphy.gif

[Rochound-moon-guard]

I can’t believe they left out the changes to Engineering. Engineers can now build fake mining nodes. There is a 50% chance of the node exploding when hit along with a note saying “Sucker!” The other 50% is finding the engineer trapped inside.

[Fairlight-emerald-dream]

An enemy from doom, a cyberdemon

[Shadina-gorefiend (Shadina)]

I loved all of it. Especially the Xal’atath one. As a shadow priest, I do miss her D: But I can’t mog her because of my wand!

[Bahntak-trollbane]

do you get nose bleeds on the high horse you’re riding?

Patch Notes Draft

Damn, so not only do we get treated like crap and given the least changes/be forced to wait an entire patch into a new expansion for them, Blizzard knows it and puts salt in the wound as an April Fools joke. Guess I know what I’m not playing in Shadowlands.

[Chiangzhao-gallywix]

MECHATAUREN

This one made me wonder … lol

Now that everyone is a Death Knight

Many might have a DK, but few are Death Knights.