Patch Notes Draft

[Yancedric-blackhand (Yancedric)]

Who ever worked or collaborated on these should give themselves a pat on the back as should their bosses. Good job and very funny.

[Tuurtlez-thrall]

Genuinely funny. Great work.

[Rez-dark-iron]

Developers’ note: We haven’t yet completed our tuning pass on this Expansion, but we wanted to get it into players’ hands as soon as possible. We’re really looking forward to seeing if players find a use for it.

Fixt.

[Ashenis-arthas]

All bells have been removed from the game. We’re not sure why, but some raccoon showed up, said something about a house, and ran off with them.

CURSE YOU TOM NOOK!!!

[Kaleesh-perenolde (Kaleesh)]

I predicted that this year’s April Fools would include targeted hate towards one of Blizzard’s usual Alliance punching bags and I guess I was right. Extremely distasteful to heckle High Elf fans like this.

I guess the Alliance will always be Blizzard’s whipping boy. I at least hoped it would stay to screaming slurs and laughing at our manufactured misfortune during Blizzcon.

Hint: It’s disgusting to make fun of shortcomings you are in full control of once, let alone constantly.

[Nyeping-proudmoore]

Wow, you need to calm down Kaleesh.

[Demontune-area-52]

Real talk… canadian rogues are going to make so much maple syrup.

[Elarrya-cairne]

Corrected an issue that would occasionally cause Holy Word: Serenity to take the sky from you.

OH NO YOU DIDN’T.

Too soon, man. Too soon…

[Fairlight-emerald-dream]

Very delightful read, thank you for continuing the tradition amidst RL madness

[Eyonita-moon-guard]

MECHATAUREN

Moooove over, all you Horde races who are cursed with flesh. We’re about to raise the steaks on the udderly fantastic notion of Tauren+mechanical bioengineering. Don’t worry, we wouldn’t steer you wrong.

I’m mad this a joke. My biggest disappointment with this expansion’s transmog was never getting unique pieces from Mechagon that gave your character the appearance of prosthetic limbs. Come on guys, dismemberments are a thing that happen!

[Valkahnakai-area-52]

Beast Mastery Hunters whose pets do 70% or more of the player’s total damage are now given a comfy bench to sit on during fights.

I LOL’D. A lot.

[Byniri-zangarmarsh (Byniri)]

• Xal’atath, Blade of the Black Empire voicelines updated in the hopes that you’ll start using it again. You used to be so close and nowadays you barely even see each other. Baby please come back.

PLEASE BLIZZARD YOU GOT ME WITH THIS ONE

[Dwarfwarlock-moon-guard]

Nice, you guys forgot about pvp even in this one as well rofl.

[Wyler-ravencrest (Wyler)]

Very funny!

[Taivora-dark-iron]

I actually kind of want some of these changes.

[Cassielee-bronzebeard (Cassielee)]

Thank you Blizz! My household loved this and we needed the laughs.

[Hími-wyrmrest-accord]

This was worth getting out of bed for. XDXDXD I love these every year.

Okay and also for real though MOTHER’S Day would be amazing.

[Padamodin-moon-guard (Padamodin)]

NEW MICRO-HOLIDAY: MOTHER’S DAY

She’s cared for you through so many difficulties. Now, it’s your turn to show your appreciation for her. Please make a note on the in-game calendar and actually show up for this easy quest chain. You only have to do it once per year, and it means so much to MOTHER.

I’m getting mom a note saying “You created me mom, so your to blame,for the love that I feel just from hearing your name. Your as tender as corn beef, warm as pastrami, I love my mommy”

I LOVE MOM MORE THAN YOU

[Valyntina-stormrage (Valyntina)]

I predicted that this year’s April Fools would include targeted hate towards one of Blizzard’s usual Alliance punching bags and I guess I was right. Extremely distasteful to heckle High Elf fans like this.

I guess the Alliance will always be Blizzard’s whipping boy. I at least hoped it would stay to screaming slurs and laughing at our manufactured misfortune during Blizzcon.

Hint: It’s disgusting to make fun of shortcomings you are in full control of once, let alone constantly.

Yikes

[Ghorum-moknathal]

Gushing Wound has been reduced to gush 20% less than it gushed before.

Giggity. This made me lol