Patch Notes Draft

[Cortivva-uther]

great stuff, made me chuckle!

My favorite:
Rogues who use Cloak of Shadows, Vanish, and Shadowstep in rapid succession now disappear from the game altogether.

[Beaupeep-draka (Beaupeep)]

Shaman

• No adjustments needed.

… I don’t know whether I should laugh or hate you guys right now.

[Derka-wyrmrest-accord (Derka)]

New affix: Tub Thumping – With each pull, you get knocked down. But don’t worry—you’ll get up again. We’re never gonna keep you down.

You got me there

[Kurogasa-stormreaver (Kurogasa)]

CORRUPTION EFFECTS

• Infinite Stars has to be renamed, because every time we reduce Infinite Stars by 20%, we’re left with Infinite Stars. Even just pondering it gives us headaches. How about “Many Countable Stars”?

I like this one.

[Beaupeep-draka (Beaupeep)]

NEW MICRO-HOLIDAY: MOTHER’S DAY

She’s cared for you through so many difficulties. Now, it’s your turn to show your appreciation for her. Please make a note on the in-game calendar and actually show up for this easy quest chain. You only have to do it once per year, and it means so much to MOTHER.

…This should be a real thing.

[Ratty-moon-guard]

im gonna go with hate

[Beaupeep-draka (Beaupeep)]

Mages who say in voices comms that they’re putting down a portal to Boralus, but then it’s actually a portal to Dalaran Crater, are awarded the Achievement “Why Do They Fall For This Every Time?”.

…why do you guys put in stuff that should be REAL. I want dis…

[Moiwra-cenarion-circle]

This is the best part!

[Nikoa-argent-dawn]

I had a good chuckle but can we talk about how great those braids look on the goblin?

[Seasz-ragnaros (Seasz)]

Hahaha so funny…!

…Yawn

[Zalgo-emerald-dream (Zalgo)]

Shaman

• No adjustments needed.

best part of the patch notes

[Luen-bleeding-hollow]

This was absolutely amazing!

[Moiwra-cenarion-circle]

Rogue

• Rogues who save their Sap can now make it into a nice syrup.

I actually laughed out loud at this one.

Shaman

• No adjustments needed.

Yes, we Shaman are perfect.

Warrior

• Heroic Leap now occasionally ends in a pirouette.

This would be amazing! Seriously.

[Beaupeep-draka (Beaupeep)]

Priest

• Xal’atath, Blade of the Black Empire voicelines updated in the hopes that you’ll start using it again. You used to be so close and nowadays you barely even see each other. Baby please come back.

When it starts singing this I might think about it:

[Kiddoz-grobbulus]

MECHATAUREN

Moooove over, all you Horde races who are cursed with flesh. We’re about to raise the steaks on the udderly fantastic notion of Tauren+mechanical bioengineering. Don’t worry, we wouldn’t steer you wrong.

yes the cows have arrived

[Starlagosa-dentarg (Starlagosa)]

Thank you!!

[Kalzhun-thrall]

Shaman buffs are broken pls fix

[Nillah-uldaman (Nillah)]

MOTHER’s Day made me chuckle.

[Ron-terenas]

High Dwarves will make everyone happy! Thanks!

[Meggle-sargeras (Meggle)]

Doom duration increased to be a really long time, but not so long that you’d call it eternal.

Yass beech, DE is life. <3