After being ambushed into reading about “shaved panda players” I have grown a deep dislike for all you savages.
The time has come, Shaved Pandaren DH.
I’ve never quite understood why “Asian” = “diverse” mostly because almost 60% of the world’s population is Asian - they’re the majority population group, not some marginalized minority.
Additionally, the largest few of the Far East Asian countries are among the least accepting of cultural diversity on the planet (China, Japan, Korea for example). If you think being an Asian is tough in the US, try being a gaijin in Japan or a guizi in China. G-d forbid you be a Block man in China (pun in tended - see other thread).
This is an international game, not an American a US game.
I dunno… They don’t really check that whole Amazonian goddess box like the female night elves do that I do much enjoy…
Howfur kin ah delete someone else’s comment…Elves? bah, they’re ill news fur a muckle pure tough orc lik’ yersel’ …those vine-wrapped tree-huggers ur a’ stowed oot o’ wood mites, centipedes, ‘n’ pure burnin` bushes. Aye, we hae th’ fyr bush issue tae, bit ye better stick tae good-ole dark iron dwarf rid hawt comfort lik’ ye hae fur auld lang syne…at least durin’ Brewfest.
Ye better collect they brewfest prize tickets tae buy mair candid picters afore th’ pure bonnie Dark Iron lassies git lifted ‘n’ turned intae bowls o’ pumice.
As a fellow human only human women give me the time of day and I kind of resent how playing lots of thalassians makes them look thick and they aren’t, plenty of women would kill for that body type and an equal number of men would be lining up to date them. I like elves but human bias is real it just doesn’t occur with any of the men but hmps and that is beyond my scope to try to decipher them.
Now if I want to get smashed like rock bottom I’ll go to the dwarves.
Apples and oranges (no fruit pun intended). An elf of my dimensions is fit and healthy. A Pandaren of the same build is teetering on the precipice of the afterlife. You can’t hold them both to the same standard.
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When held to the standard of cuddleocity, elfs simply don’t measure up.
you mean the standard of fatties.
I’ve said it since mop they are strangely beautiful
Obesity and alcoholism isn’t a healthy body image.
What… FLAPPING FLOTSAM WHAT’S THAT???
According to another forum goer, it is a bald Saberon.
Male pandaren have the greatest body. They’re literally giant teddy bears and have you seen their run animation? Those bear booties BOUNCE.
I’m not obese, I’m cuddly
Woah, Woah, Woah. I’m as thin as my blood elf. You saying im unhealthy Nuh, uhh.
i agree for the most part… though i want to add, goblin women are also the ideal too (that… may just be my own personal tastes… they’re so cute ‘n’ sassy, and ii love their accents!).
but yup, pandaren women like yourself ma’am? gorgous.