Rets around the world found a way to top the dps charts by simply flipping their monitor upsidedown 
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There below the tank in both cases thou (parse minded tank vs survival minded)
Rets… below tanks? What? 
I frequently outdps rets lul
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I’m sorry to hear that but I guess it’s why ret’s get ripped on since there are a crap load of bad ones.
Crap load of bad any spec.misinformation has people using 1 tapper macros etc tbh i only care about the top 25%.
“Well ackschulllly they are still below the tanks if they are parsers”
Dude if you’re going to be a contrarian go all in. Don’t hide behind some miniscule bs exemption as an excuse.
@OP well played it was worth a good laugh!
rets are currently discussing if it’ll be worth sword and board shield swapping to rotate in SotR in the ret deadwindows since that’s gonna be even BIGGER in Ulduar probally not viable but we’re making what attempts we can lmao.
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The tank in my guild does too. 
I did go all in really do read.
They’re below tanks currently if the tank is going after parses and optimizing. If you flip the chart around they’re still below the tanks but now below the ones going for survival.
That’s not minuscule bs that is the entire comment. If the tank is parsing or not defines if there above or below in each case.
Was kinda the point of the brackets. Really people need to read before they try to challenge a statement.
Avg fight if you look a tank (prot pally) parsing in the 90th percentile comes ahead of rets around the 75th percentile. While yes that is the prot being better to a point but norm it’s mostly just tossing dps trinkets on. Can’t really call people at 50-75 percentile bad that’s above avg. most other classes at 50 percentile still outdo tanks in the upper percentiles.
Light bros… we lost… we frickin lost…
This was supposed to be our expansion?!?
I constantly out dps hunter pets as ret. Most pets.
Turtles I def. can out dps
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I see you have your monitor flipped, good lad.
ahh but can you outdps my fel guard?
Probally it stood in the lava wall and died.
Weird post when your own parse for the phase is 44.1 OP. Did you learn this monitor trick yourself? You’ve almost broken into the top 34,000 ferals though.
That’s cap, you’re just playing with bad rets.
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Happens more often than i admit
Someone took the joke a bit too seriously…
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