Is there some sort of advantage to using one? Or are you guys just poor and can’t afford a proper weapon like a sword?
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It covers up their bad odor like a middle schooler in gym
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Humans, why do you love swords so much?
Is there some sort of advantage to using one? Or are you guys just weak and can’t use a proper weapon like a Paw?
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Should ask Thrall, he used a crossbow as a melee weapon.
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Say that in 10 years when arthritis kicks in
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What makes you think us Vulpera get this “arthritis” Human? Also I’m sure via the power of mists I could cure any such ailments.
Jokes on you. Water just makes it worse
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Just because you can’t…handle…an axe. Its clear as a sword user you just aren’t sharp enough to understand the point of the conversation. I mean. Pens are literally known as a better weapon. I get it though, you tried it once on axe-a-dent. You couldn’t hack it.
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To Axe, or not to Axe. That is the Axestion. - Orc during a heated conflict with a enemy moments before the axetion
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they will use whatever they can, then get blown up by a Javelin missile anyway.
what, i thought… wrong “orcs”?
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Jokes on you my mist are of chi not water
Sword, axe, or otherwise…
if your weapon isn’t engraved with runes, you’re doing it wrong!
Axes are are in fashion.
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She’s really bad that. Had the axe fly back like 14 times now. Will never learn. So sad.
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I’ve always been a bigger fan of hammers. And shields.
Remember, you can still be holy if your weapons don’t draw blood!
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It’s not an axe, it’s a giant sword struck in the planet?
Shhhh, we’re supposed to forget that exists, remember?
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Axes are really good. They cut lumber, boar meat, elves, demons, anything!
You can even use it as a hammer if you beat things with the back part.
Can ou silly Alliance swords be used to build an entire mudhut and make lunch? Axes can!
Zug zug.