Orcs should have full beards

Hello,

I was inspired by the recent worgen should have tails thread(which I believe is the first kind of its iteration made). Currently male orcs do not have the option to select full beards in the like of what you see with dwarves and their marvelous beard options. I must admit I am quite envious of their beards and have one more than one occasion thought abut kidnapping or detaining dwarves to uncover their beard growing secrets.

This is an error that should be rectified, currently the options available to male orcs are underwhelming and insulting. I hold particular contempt for the weak chin beard options, it reminds of the sort of beard you would find on a Arizona hipster suffering from a protein or testosterone deficiency.

Kindly add more impressive full-beard options for orcs.

#Giveorcsfullbeards

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Troll beards plz!

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While I agree that trolls need beard options too(Vol’jin in particular had a rather magnificent orange beard) I would ask that the primary focus for this thread be to promote enhanced orc beards.

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In Spanish:

LOS ORCOS SON LA OSTIA…

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If you want a full beard, the Alliance is waiting for you . . . horrible dead memes aside I am all for more customizations so long as they make sense lorewise, and while I don’t think there’s any lore stating orcs can’t grow mustaches I think they’d look a tad . . . off.

Like they do this in Skyrim and ESO and it just doesn’t look right to me for some reason. Maybe it’s the nose being so small or the distance between the upper lip and the nose but it just seems off to me.

That said I’m not against it, just stating my own opinion, keep up the good fight sir.

Edit also sorry for the dead meme quote I just wanted to say it first :stuck_out_tongue: no ill intent meant.

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Sure, but only if you’re a warrior. Every race should have full beard options as warrior.

Or

THE HORDE… !!! ES LA OSTIA… With cool beards.

Like me…

Hola senor Ifelexi, como estas?

Hello Gyroleaf, thank you for commenting in my thread, no need to apologize, although I am usually quite distasteful of memes I found yours amusing. Orcs receiving mustaches is something I have pondered at great length, I think we can turn more attention to that matter once the beard issue has been resolved.

I think if this OP can accumulate 50 likes the developers will have no choice but to cede to our demands and add in full beards.

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The thread that should have been locked long ago…

Begging your pardon sir, but can you kindly explain why you feel that thread should have been locked? The original thread was only recently created and does not have many replies.

The original thread was made over a year ago, then there’s the megathread that is several months old. The original thread is where you go, say your disagreement, and get mass flagged for simply not agreeing with their reasoning (they put a piece of artwork that shows a Worgen with a tail as proof, even thou Blizzard has stated that the artwork was in error).

At this point all the posters do is bump the thread with # slogans and contribute nothing new to the discussion.

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I would love nice full beard for manly races in general. Human for example have pathetic beards contrasted with that lumber jack body type.

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I see. I am very adamant in my opposition with false flaggery, so I very much sympathize with your position. Flagging stifles honest discussion, I sincerely hope those antics will not be repeated in this thread. I will be vigilant for any acts of hooliganism and will take efforts to police this thread most thoroughly.

I quite agree, thanks(or should I say, Taanks?) for your support.

Seeing how the WoW humans came from Vrykul. You would think they would be capable of growing some nice beards :stuck_out_tongue:

https://www.wowhead.com/vrykul

While you may have half-heartedly disparaged my current state of residence, I understood the reference. Personally, I envision denizens of Boulder, CO, and the Pacific Northwest, when I read your description.

Male Orcs need better facial hair options. I find my male Orc hunter to be lacking in the beard department.

As an aside, keep the quality posts coming. I look forward to your writings, they are a breath of fresh air.

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beards eh? orcs already have plenty of beard options. what your missing are moustache options, my good orc. you need to grow yourself some upper-lip fuzz! i salute your efforts to bring more facial-fur to your faction!
:beer: :+1:

While I’m generally in favor of more options, I’m almost surprised orcs get facial hair options at all. Early depictions in the Warcraft universe never had them having any.

I wanna see an Orc with a Highway Patrol mustache and the new shades transmogs :stuck_out_tongue:

~https://ptr.wowhead.com/news/six-cosmetic-eyeglasses-on-the-patch-9-1-ptr-321837

(I apparently can only link to wowhead… not wowhead’s PTR site…) :frowning:

I had taken an unofficial moratorium from bashing the PNW and the West Coast in particular as I had been insulting them quite relentlessly over the past several weeks on the forums and social media. As my posts had attracted widespread condemnation and outrage I thought it better to temporarily slander another US state until the West Coast ruffians see fit to let their guards down again. I am quite sure they were conspiring to have me banned so I deemed it necessary to temporarily withdraw from that theater. I have never visited Arizona but I would very much like to, I am rather fascinated by New Mexico and Nevada as well. I daresay I would acclimate to the dry heat rather quickly.

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I was able to find this art. Not sure of how old it is but it doesn’t appear recent. Kind of reminds me of the WC2 manual.

~https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3e/7a/86/3e7a86269c327f5907990225775f5dfe.jpg

There is a date on it… I am dumb :crazy_face: