Orcs Should Be More Like Shrek

Hear me out:

Shrek was highly profitable. The Warcraft Movie flopped. Therefore, Shrek draws more money in than Warcraft.

So if Blizzard make Orcs similar to Shrek, WoW gets more players and sells more merchandising, which means there will be more money to invest in quality content.

Shrek leads to better Raids.

  • EDIT: If you’re here to say “Shrek is an Ogre”, please don’t. I’ve addressed this plenty of times already and answering the same thing over and over again is boring.
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No one wants to kill Shrek. So that’d be a problem.

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What about Lord Farquaad, Prince Charming, the Fairy Godmother and the villains from the other movies?

(I only watched the first two, so I don’t know the other villains. Soz!)

All those characters in that list with three characters would be perfectly at home in the Alliance, so it’s all fine.

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SomeBODY once told me…

WoW needs more SmashMouth.

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No one needs more smash mouth.

Idk what it’s called, but I’m sure that’s some kind of fallacy. Might be the no true scottsman fallacy.

Shrek was an Ogre, and Ogres in WoW aren’t green!

Also, I’m pretty sure Disney wouldn’t be too happy with the copyright infringement.

Shrek is an Ogre. And not even the best type of Ogre.

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also, Ogres in WoW don’t have layers.

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Shrek is already in WoW.

They are in the Shadowlands.

Proof (Sorry, lost my TL3 so gotta do this the old way)

https://i.gyazo.com/f8ec3ad029dbb47ce78f1310e271553a.jpg
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I do. He stole my coin purse.

All Star just begins to increase in volume

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The main theme of the movie was that everybody wants kill ogres

While that’s true, Ogre is just a word. It may very well mean one thing in one setting and another thing in another setting.

The fact is that Shrek is way closer in size, appearance and intelligence to Warcraft Orcs than he is to Warcraft Ogres.

Plus the words “Orc” and “Ogre” were originally the same word. They both originate from “Orcus”, the Etruscan god of the underworld.

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I like both orcs and Shrek and if they had some combo I think I would like them too, they could all come on over, Elmyouu would have a great meal time

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I HATE Shrek, the first movie wasn’t bad. The second movie the donkey was getting on my nerves. The third movie made me angry. The writer wrote the third movie, because I knew him and he thought I was blase’ about divorcing my wife.
What he did not include in the movie, was Shrek’s wife’s new boyfriend. actively trying to kill him by poisoning the food in the refrigerator and cutting the brake lines on the Shrekmobile.
Shrek left the wife and kids because she was an evil bad person IRL.
And I personally feel , you should take every opportunity to party with the biker witches, in spite of what the movie says.

They tried making a shrek-like race. They’re called Kul Tiran and they’re extremely unpopular. Turning them green wouldn’t save them

Did better than almost any other video game based movie ever made and made 439+ million in the box office.