Orcs Are Kinda Dim

All they had to do was to build their city a few yards to the north and then they wouldn’t have to live in a desert.

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I mean the location was selected cuz Thrall wanted the orcs to suffer

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If they’re dim and they pavement’d us then what are we but slaves to this torment.

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To be fair, they pavemented the Draenei under orders from the Eredar.

And since the Draenei accepted the Eredar into their society, it was essentially a retroactively self inflicted wound lol

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What’s this us business. I was off fighting demons in space when your civilization fell to neolithic cave dwellers.

Alternate history has shown that Lightforged would run the orcs right off of dreanor, eh Mag’har

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Lol this is a legit lore reason. Gazlowe asked twice to put more modern things in the city but thrall said no because it is penitence for what the orcs did to Azeroth, let alone their own home world.

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It’s why Garrosh had such a hard line

I won’t let my people starve to death in a desert”

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Azshara had Azuregos as a prominent World Boss when Orgrimmar was being built; Durotar had boars. While I wouldn’t mind seeing Orcs being farmed by a big blue dragon, it probably was best to avoid the risk.

In World of Warcraft, rock beats space laser.

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I wasn’t including the lightbulb variety of Draenei else I’d mention you.

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:face_with_peeking_eye:

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Then why aren’t they in a school? Lots of Orcs would suffer in the education system.

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They have orc schools

It’s just alot more around life skills instead of read a book about calculus

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Seeing how I see a lot of orc magis now, I’m sure they have schools.

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Maybe the desolate desert of Durotar just reminds them of home? All crumbly and void of Life.

Joke is on them, life skills are easy and everybody knows them, but calculus is the basis of modern technology and it could bring about the Orc Computer age where everybody subscribes to Only Clans.

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Words cannot describe the levels of just how disappointed my face looked upon reading that

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It doesn’t sound as bad if you call them “incandescent Draenei”. Or maybe “light-emitting Draenei (LEDs)”.

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Or something like Faceclan… :smiley:

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Hmm…

Trap a draenei in a glass coffin, then use a electric prod to make them give off light. Genius!

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