No More Warchiefs, only Dinner Council!

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So, basically, the idea here, so that the Horde Council doesn’t end up as some kind of stuffy senate chamber, is to have all Council meetings take place at great feasts around a large table. The members get to hash out issues, stuff their faces, get into arguments. Essentially, really reinforce the idea that the Horde is like a family. And every Council meeting is like Thanksgiving Dinner.

I decided to make up a little seating chart with current members as well as personal hopes for future members.

https://i.imgur.com/n7qihln.png

As you can see, I made the table vaguely in the shape of the Horde symbol.

I’d kinda like to see the organization get a cooler name as well. “Horde Council” is pretty bland. Something like the High/Grand/Great Table. Give it a little more personality.

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As a power move the new Forsaken leader, at their first dinner, brings their own meat and when someone asks what it is they just slowly chew it while staring whoever asked in the eye.

One other leader (probably Gazlowe at this rate) knows it’s animal meat and “steals” a piece of it and talks about how good it tastes. (They’re both in on it because state dinners are b o r i n g)

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but who is at the center of the feast
thats right
basic campfire

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Long may he reign.

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And then Baine, the Great Devourer, will begin his plot to consume everything, starting with Lor’themar.

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It’s time for a WarCHEF.

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Update:
So I got bored and decided to make up a seating chart of current members as well as personal hopes for future members.

https://i.imgur.com/n7qihln.png

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Would the League of Evil be too presumptuous?

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Nah, the horde was just hangry.

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You realize the Hozen were never part of the Horde, right?

They were random locals the Horde decided to coerce into fighting for them because they needed expendable soldiers.

The Horde has never cared about them and never will.

No way, we basically Mok’gora their champion, and then win them over with fish. IIRC the Hozen actually attacked the crash survivors first, too. I’m not sure if it was the same tribe, but there were Hozen doing a lot of douchey things to Pandaren artifacts too. They sling poop everywhere- somebody had to straighten them out a bit.

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They weren’t set straight though. They were just put under the Horde’s control so they could be used as canon fodder.

Nah.

We need a brothel not a table.

Can I make a suggestion? Can we push numbers 4 and 5 and 10 and 11 closer together? 15, 16, 18 and 19 are on the inside with no one in directly in front of them and only themselves to talk to. 17 should go to the outside. Their backs to to the other 4 and no one in front of them so they have to constantly turn their head. Other then that I like this idea. Keep it going people!

I appreciate your attention to good dinner conversation, but I’m too lazy to change it.

Also, it’s still a meeting, so everyone is gonna be shouting when they talk anyway.

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Bad Horse, the Throughbred of Sin, would take umbrage.

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What if there was still a table, but there was room for dancers on the table, so you could have some Blood Elf, and Troll ladies dancing, while Nomi brings out some chicken wings… that would be good.

I feel like that’s supposed to be a Hooters reference. But Hooters doesn’t actually have exotic dancers.

False. They were recruited but even after Nazgrim moved to focus on courting the Pandaren Hozen like Riko and Tak-Tak continued to be with the Horde even after reinforcements came in 5.1.

Furthermore one of the Horde Vanguard options in Dazar’alor was a Hozen in the beta of BfA. Though oddly enough they changed it before live. Either way it does suggest that Blizzard at the very least wants to show case the Hozen still being with the Horde in some way.

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My dream of a Forsaken racial leader being, you know, Forsaken enough to do this seems to be just that… a dream. :sob:

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