No elf post

Elves ranked according to me.

Void elves > blood elves > nightborne > night elf

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I’m in ur post

bein an blood elf.

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Depends entirely on your family members. Living with MY parents… you couldn’t pay me. They’d cost me way more to live with them than it would be to pay for them to live elsewhere. They are a nightmare. Living with my (newly) adult kids? NO. Children, you’re on your own now, go be bad roommates somewhere else. (I’m half kidding, my son lives with me while he goes to college… my daughter keeps trying to worm her way back in though).

I’d rather be broke and have a peaceful house than live with my family to save money. However, if any of them were truly in need, my home is always open.

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Elf smash!

Before there were elves though, there were glorious trolls.

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A no elf zone?

Sounds boring.

Sounds illegal.

Along the river of tears you’re making?

Don’t mention it.

You’re so right, OP. Us non elves should get our own space. Now, what was the password to the bunker for all us not elves? Silly me completely forgot.

Password is actually a passcode:
Bunker guard’s question: Who do elf music fans call the King?
Definitely not an Elf’s answer: Elfis

This thread doesn’t have enough elves.

We only speak the truth on this matter, because we’re elves.

Ladies, you’re both pretty.

I mean, your ranking is suspiciously dumb.

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No.

/10char

BEHOLD! I am elf in your non-elf post.

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Hot magic elves are better than ugly angry tree hippie elves.
Its just a fact.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is proof that blood elves can’t handle the void. It does weird things to their mind. Worry not, the ravings of a lunatic such as this can easily be ignored!

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  1. We’re all elves, so ranking them is stupid
  2. Night Elves have had magic way longer then you’ve even been alive.
  3. Night Elves are way better looking the sickly looking void elves.

Given that, pretty sure you’re a dwarf main trying to pretend to be an elf.

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Nah night elves are lame.
Plus the males are very ugly. Some of their options must have been added out of spite. How else would they have been given clown hair?

Didn’t last long, not even 1 post.

Void Elves are just wannabe bargain bin Blood Elves with really bad hair, you literally can’t do worse than that.

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