Night Elf Models Are Goofy

wow me too. lol

If they ever fix their looks they might as well fix the stupid cheerleader jump females have for some idle animation that is a bit more feral.

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lol, it is kinda silly.

Dont make me slap you with my hideous man hands!

For real though,they fugly. They use to be nice looking until they got “updated”

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aww, now you’re making me feel bad. I have a certain fondness for my night elf however.

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I meant all night elves but you! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

I just liked their old models much better.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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The male nelf models have looked goofy since the beginning. Dunno why they never fixed it. They need a geometry tweak to thicken the waist to begin with.

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Goofiness was never part of Night Elfs, thats the impression of a bad design in this game gave you.

Male night elves definitely need an overhaul. Illidan looks much better than them.

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Idk you could ask the 999999999 Illidans in the game

I would agree that male night elves could use a little work. But I don’t think they should look like Mr. Universe (above fanart).

I, on the other hand, look amazing. I admit my hands are a little on the large side, but that’s because they are for large things. Full-but-not-cartoonishly large boobs, tight athletic rump and thick, but not too thick, thighs. Not a twig like some other elves I could name. Best dance in the game.

Total package.

Female night elves are the original hotties of this game. Period.

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Could you elaborate a bit? What do you feel is goofy? Just saying “they’re goofy” doesn’t really properly explain what your issue is.

Yeah, I agree nelf males are kinda goofy. :stuck_out_tongue:

That’s fine, but don’t dare touch that flip! that’s a night elf exclusive! and is not to be confused with a BE, VE, spin jump that make them lose balance like a dizzy blonde needing a hand plant to stabilize themselves after!

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Night Elf males have what I like to call “Popeye-esque” proportions. Other issues include their heads permanently jutting forward like they are trying to get a better look at something, they have only one face option that isn’t completely busted, and they can’t have eyebrows without choosing a facial hair option.

I think Nicodemus gives a pretty good description.

You look at a picture of Popeye, that’s a Night Elf. Orangutan might be another accurate comparison.

I don’t. I think nelves look great. I think Nightborne look great too. :woman_shrugging:t3:

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I suppose to each their own. I just think they looked better before the model updates. They had proportion problems then, but now they seem to be even more pronounced.

my quote was a joke about about the “hottest female race”