Night Elf Check in

Drunken hairy midgets with no redeeming qualities are the worst. Have you dwarves actually done anything other than get drunk and start civil wars with each other?

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A durotar ‘cherry’ is what happens when you remove an orc’s skull from his head :wink:

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That’s not nice. :’(

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Even though I can’t bring myself to play as them, I am a Night Elf fan since WC3. All the other Elves are just poor addict copies.

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People who don’t agree are in Denial :grin:

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Well I mean… well you know… fien hugs

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I love night elves! I wish we could be friends. You are honorable and fierce warriors.

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Savage Night Elves, are best Elves hands down. I strongly dislike how Blizz is using them as a punching bag these days.

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When times get rough yer gonna WANT this Hairy Midget on your side. BY FIRE BE P… I mean stuff it ya purple lanky elf.

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Been doing good without the dwarves so far, seems as though the nes are doing fine on darkshore again

Thank you; I will remember your bravery when I drink BLOOD from yours!

I’ll have a beer in his honor.

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I would play a night elf, in particular my druid, if the males didn’t looked so horrendous. Seriously… Weird proportions, no eyebrows without beard, every joke they have is tied to druidism, I could go on more with this.

I understand, they based all of the males off of the druids of the talon from wc3 and not the druids of the claw. Wow definitely needs to revamp models a bit, on all races.

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Nah… It’s because I’m a fire mage I want to watch the world burn and be apart of it.

What do you think this is? Little red riding hood?? We can clearly see you’re a wolf!

Careful getting everyone in one place OP, that looney is still out there wanting to burn more things. :crazy_face::fire:

True, but strength in numbers right?? Can’t be runnin scared anymore :+1:

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What do you mean? I meet all the night elf criteria:

  • Big ears
  • Glowy eyes
  • Insanely attractive
  • Covered in fur
  • Sniffs your butt to greet you
  • Eats literally everything

I’m practically the most night elf person here!

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Uhhh okay… here have a bone, Fetch!!

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