Night elves are the worst. Only second to Gnomes. They have the most entitled punchable face of any race in game. Night Elves are literally all karens who wanna speak to the manager of McTeldrassil Hut.
Huh?? Must be someone never played them in wc3ā¦ not the same as they are in wow. Run along little dwarf, do t you have coal and diamonds to mine?
Iāll go mine me diamonds soon as you go growin a new vegetable farm since yers burnt down.
Weāre allies??!!??
Hey horde, need another elf race?
Ahhh you are new to the wowberse arnt you? We donāt grow vegetables in the garden. We are wild savages.
About as wild as Julia Childs is in the kitchen. HA!
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hey guys. iām a night elf. how ya doin? 
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Iāve been workin on my 6 so no stabbin it pls.
I would love night elves on the horde.
My favorite elf race.
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When the Worgen were driven from their homeland, who was there to help?
The Kalādorei.
When they needed a home, a place to rest, to call their own and recover, did we make them squat in the streets and fields?
We WELCOMED them, helped them until they could stand on their own again. The Night Elves opened our hearts and hands to them and no place on Teldrassil was denied them nor any service.
Now, we are both refugees.
We live in the streets and fields and are told to ābe patientā, while the boy king and his genocidial auntie must mourn the death of the Zandalari King( a worthy foe who died honorably in battle!).
Time to rethink a few things, kinselfs and loyal allies.
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Feel free to start stuff in TB, Iām waitin on yall or Genn to show some back bone. Lets see some of this savage rage you guys claim is waitin, stewin, marinatin.
but im a night elf. iād never stab an ally.
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which is more than the humans can say.
Coming from a dwarf, the most absent race from the alliance when the battles come, seriously where are they? Hiding in holes in the ground? this is why you can never trust a dwarf.
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Were too busy helpin heal azeroths woons. Besides whens the last time u saw a gnome? Heck the mechagone cutscenes which youd think would be 100% gnomes were halfā¦ NOT GNOME.
You dorfs keep standing in front of them.
And have you EVER tried getting them to be still even for a moment? Theyāre focused, active and really have no time for posing for pix.
Now when are we gonna help them get their homeland back?
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You are a fiery little elf, Alfā¦elā¦ gerr. coughs
It would be an honor to face you in combat, and then drink cherry grog from your skull.
Cherry Grog? Fruity grog? An orc!?
Bourbon aged stout or bust. Canāt handle that then your skull will make a fine chalice 
Have you ever seen a cherry in Durotar?