No. I ‘used to be’ a Troll but do I go on about the Loa, mon?
(oops sorry just slipped out)
Thankfully, I am a WARRIOR; I will AXE!
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Yeah, the other day I farted on a Goblin and he burst into flames.
I found Goblins make great kindling 
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Must be true. If you can’t trust a night elf on what bodies make great kindling when they burn…who can you trust?
It weren’t right but I laughed anyways.
all out of likes so here’s a 
I mean… what do you think Elune is? o.o
Night Elves are more trustworthy than Goblins. 
I respect and honor that religion; the gods of my devotion are different.
Skol!
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Savage Night Elf here. Screw the factions.
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If you’re not playing a Human on the Alliance then you’re irrelevant. It’s not me saying this.
That’s actually true, or what the humans of Lordaeron thought, especially Othmar Garithos. They thought that humans were the “superior race”, and from the Ashbringer comic, we can see that even some of the noble paladins of the Silver Hand deemed the dwarves, gnomes and night elves to be inferior races.
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Droodboy is referring to Blizzard’s writing team. That’s why the only reverent Alliance characters, focal point, and overall leader are almost always human.
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Sad but true… can’t wait till wc3 reforged… the story is already written and we were awesome then. Even got the orcs running to self preservation mode and taking on the fel of mannoroth.
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I know I’m not a Night Elf or Kal’dorei but I like elves of all kinds.
I support this thread.
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Gnomes created a knock off thread to try and compete. Keep bumping thread to show them Elves are by far more superior
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no, you will not ankh (see name… hehe)
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read that
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All elves assemble. I am good with that, the other races are not all that fond of us anyway, I’d rather have eachothers backs than some human who is going to stab us in the back.
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toothy grin.
here ye, here ye
/sets a wooden box on the ground and steps on top
/yells
ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP MY ELF BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE ALLIANCE. THE HORDE HATES ELVES BUT INSISTS ON KEEPING THEIR ELVES, LIKE ABUSIVE SPOUSES WHO JUST WANT TO KEEP THEIR VICTIM AROUND TO MAKE FUN OF. WE SHOULD ALL MAKE ELVES ON THE HORDE, IMMEDIATELY, IF NOT SOONER. IF YOU HAVE THE PERSEVERANCE, MAKE NIGHTBORNE TOO. FILL THEIR RANKS WITH ELVES, SINCE THEY WANT SO BADLY TO KEEP THEIR ELVES (WHICH THEY HATE… GO FIGURE), WE WILL FLOOD THEM WITH ELVES. ELVES ELVES !
hehehe what makes more sense, horde elves or alliance elves?
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seriously, they just support the idea of not letting us have high elves, cause they want to keep their targets (belves and nbs) around to complain about. whereas the alliance would embrace and celebrate the high elves and nbs, the horde abuse and insult them. and they are okay with this. well i am not okay with this. if the only way we can have high elves is to make them on the horde. lets do that. i mean we have ion’s blessings to do so, already. (he probably just didnt think we’d take him up on it)
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Btw we are kicking both the Orc and Gnome appreciation thread’s butts. Thanks all! Keep it going!
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