Night Elf Babies

I was jsut curious idrc if my char has parents or not lol i just play to play me no care about lore

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That’s one kinda cool thing about DnD, I guess. One of the OG guys isn’t afraid to go into the dirty details on how people breed and even what they smell and taste like.
I wish Blizz would do that. Cause there’s next to no official information other than confirmation that some half-breeds exist.

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They may be older

But I’m pretty sure they’re willing to try quite

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I like Shandris being their only child, personally.

I didn’t quite like her behaving like a human teenager in that last cinematic though.
She’s several thousand years old herself. I get the devs probably thought it was cute, but it’s just weird for a 1,000k+ year old woman to behave that way.

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In fairness, that was not Malfurion. That was Xavius pretending to be Malfurion. Still sad that Tyrande fell for it, though.

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do you know many 1000+ years old women? even in fiction? any i might care to read about or see myself? looking for ideas or suggestions.

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Eh, I’ll let it slide for this particularly emotional moment. Her family and people have been through a lot but seem to have reached a peaceful conclusion to their arc for now. Her parents are reunited, they have a new home, they’re all happy. It can be emotionally overwhelming. If they continued to make her act like that then yeah, I might side-eye.

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Tyrande is barren. That’s why they adopted

Do tell me your experiences with 1000 year old women for you to say Blizz is doing it badly

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Exactly bro. Straight up setting down roots.

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That’s cause up till then he was too alpha. SHUSH TYRANDE. Remember that? Remember in WoD when they had to change the name of some ship because of that? They Beta-ed him up after to appease the masses instead of actually writing Tyrande as anything but a 10k years old pubescent girl.

you kink shaming?

After ten thousand years without children, we can pretty much say one of then is barren

Hush, actually, and it was meant reassuringly. Also the mfer wasn’t looking that alpha in wc3.

My experience is being a 32 year old woman and not acting that way for 15+ years.
With an Elf, which should be regal and different from a human, it’s even worse.

Given how both races tend to age differently. Of course they’re gonna be different.

Expecting elves to be regal just because they live longer is very weird of you. Elves aren’t regal. They’re fantasy rednecks.

They were always different and aloof, even the Nelves. They viewed themselves better than the younger races.
Every single race has been boiled down to “human, but X” in this game because people are severely unhinged now days about this kind of stuff.

After Darkshore you’d think the night elves would really be cranking them out…

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Don’t worry, Night Elves breed like rabbits, eventually you’ll be turfed out of home by Night Elf gentrification :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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