Game company Blizzard a division of Activision has branched out into the world of salt mining. The long login queues from classic Wow has been an excellent source of salt for the game company. Soon blizzard will stock grocery store shelves across the US, Canada, and Mexico and eventually China and European nations with their unique brand of salt. Reports suggest the salt is similar to sea salt.
Back to you in our studio Tom.
Is that evil salt mine overlord Jingles back or something?
Grobbulus Mass DC They have already begun expanding the salt mine!
Breaking news: Blizzard is experiencing record profits in a short time with their Mrgl Grgl brand of salt. It turns out Tom, the best source of salt in the known universe is gamer tears. It’s a never ending source of salty profits for the new salt producer. This amount of success hasn’t been replicated since CAPCOM’s Ghouls n Ghosts series.
Back to you in the studio Tom.
This is one of the best things I’ve seen in a while. Kudos
Genius.
BREAKING NEWS
This is Kuli, your not-so friendly, kinda pissed field reporter. For the 2 or so hours I played earlier today, the Mrgl Grgl brand of salt recieved an unexpected boost, as all of the post Cata retail players discovered that you have to actually hit tag mobs. And that doing quests wasn’t meant to be done in 2-3 minutes.
There was several reports of whining and complaining, the 2 most plentiful sources of the new, wonder salt, within the first 5 minutes of the realms being online. Well if that is the case, then expect a huge uptick in supply of Mrgl Grgl Salt this holiday weekend. I’m sure the Azeroth Stock exchange will see a huge rise in value.
This has been Kinda-pissed-Kuli reporting to you live from the queues. Back to you Tom!
I can’t! This is too good
Flash
Asmon got booted and now faces a 3 + hour queue. The Mrgl Grgl salt brand just got 150 million pounds of salt from Asmon and all of his followers crying. Yet another instance of a bumper crop of salt. He even mentioned Streamer privilege! The salt flows like water this evening!
Now slightly happy Kuli reporting!
That is a lot of SALT
They can’t make them happy
This just in breaking news:
Blizzard was able to open an extra wing in their salt mining operation. Due to this excess they are releasing a new light salt brand named Asmonsalt. It will sell along side the already popular Mrgl Grgl brand. It should be stocked on store shelves soon ready for the eager consumer.