Mysterious Farting Sound

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Ok this is driving me nuts, Is it N’zoth? I do got the squid on my head still. But every time I log into the game I hear this mysterious farting sound. I can’t figure out where its coming from. I thought it was my shirt so I removed it and logged back in…and I still hear the fart sound. My character is being haunted by flatulence please solve this mystery for me :frowning:

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if you have those fish in your bag - i.e. the vendor ones from the murlocs you will get that sound.

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Oh I bet I looted one, thank you my man.

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The Scientific Answer:

Gnomes are like delicious little pinto beans. Beans give humanoids gas. If you’re a(n) habitual consumer of Gnomes, stop by Walgreens and get some Beano™.

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How would your shirt be making fart noises? :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Are you sure it wasn’t just you passing a little gas as you logged on? :sweat_smile:

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Jesus Christ…

I’m at work, and for some reason the borderline resignation with which you described the flatulent state of things just sent me into one of those laughing fits that I could not break out of.

You legitimately sounded like you were SO DONE with all the farts, and it just entirely ruined me…

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Do you have a Loa Blessing on your toon? I have the tiger one atm and it greets me with a roar when I log in.

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It’s you!!! Never trust a fart!

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So gnomes are good for your heart?

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Haha sorry mine can be heard all over Azeroth and beyond!!

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It’s the ones you don’t hear that do the damage.

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Don’t mind Sharkbait, he just needs to … empty his hold.

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Well, seems like I was a few hours late to congratulate this thread for being surprisingly mature and straight-faced.

BUT, if that’s all out the window, is now a good time to tell the OP that his opening line makes him sound like a pirate with a ship’s wheel in his trousers?

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He who smelt it dealt it…

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ALL WILL PERISH UNDER THE OLD GODS farts loudly CHOKE UPON MY ACRID N’ZOTH FUMES!

Do you think N’Zoth will ask Queen Azshara to pull his tentacles all the time? And she just has to sit there with a smile while he lets loose devoured man and sea life farts next to her?

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Stop :clap:t5: farting :clap:t5: in :clap:t5: public :clap:t5: ANNAILLUSION

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Why would a fish be making a fart sound? A shirt, I can understand, but a fish??

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I love that the first theory was N’Zoth was farting on our heads. It’s a hilarious concept. I would have been confused too though, OP.

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Naz gave me the herpasyfilaids with a cursed coin the other day… am I on topic?