A lot of people here bashing the tank, but coming from a tank perspective here I’d suggest taking a step back. Don’t make your lives all about taking care of your 3 dps, dedicate some time for each other, ya know? Just saying, a tank has needs and if you stopped using your CDs on him after the dps came into your lives, it might feel like you’ve lost interest in him.
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I’m a tank and healer at the same time. There’s always more fish in the sea if you swing different ways.
Dear Desperate Healer,
I know exactly how you feel. My healer left me for a Prot Paladin about 3 weeks ago after sneaking around behind my back in Mythic Plus. She knows I never go in there, and would never see her, but her logic was flawed. I saw her, online, in my list… in a +12 Grim Batol. My whole world shook, and I was at a loss.
Now, I barely have the nerve to turn into a bear and show my muzzle in public. It’s just humiliating. I thought we had something good, but apparently that vixen of a shaman made more than a deal with the elements. She also struck a bargain with the Devil so she could hide in the Light and destroy my world with her own form of Consecration. But not to fear, should you ever need a tank you can trust… I got you.
Sincerely,
Sleepless in MoonGlade
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A truly entertaining “Sunday Piece”… bravo! 
Theme music:
Marty Robbins - I Walk Alone
Johnny Cash - Solitary Man
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This makes me see 1 tank 4 dps groups, 5 tank groups or 30 tank groups in a different light now
Best read of the week.
Thank you.
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What you need is something really shiny to show off, that will attract your tank back to you. Nothing builds up jealously like seeing your “ex healer” run around with a female Draenei warrior. He’s likely to have many restless nights thinking of how jealous he is. He’ll be begging to come back to you in no time. My services of course can be expensive, but I might be willing to give you a discount…just because I do love me some healers.
I caught my tank with…(Gasp)… Brann Bronzebeard! And he took all of the dps with him!
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Find a Druid Tank, and define new parameters for your relationship that include copious moongazing.
Tyrande’s cardinal rule with Malfurion is evidently “No Shapeshifting”. You can do it Star! We believe in you.
Its not you its me
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My deathgrip might satify your lustyness.
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I know your type. You can train me.
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I always wondered what mythic plus stands for.
Broken Peach - Don’t You Want Me
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Ok, this made me laugh… lol
EDIT: Stay tuned for the next episode of “Tanks of our live”…
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I feel you. My tank is hanging out in the stable these days. Cat form and all the hissing is getting tedious as well.
Spewed drink cause
mind flash of Brantastic dancing and singing this…
I can’t unsee Depbran now.
I don’t understand why this would mean nothing is happening. There is a reason Cousin Lovin’ rhymes. cause it’s so good.
find another tank to run with and be really busy whenever the old tank hits you up 
classic
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