My Tank Is Cheating On Me With Another Healer!

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Oh I am so heart broken and angry! I think my tank is cheating on me with another healer. I haven’t verified my suspicions yet. But my tank has been acting very strange lately.

My tank has been coming online later then usual these days. And never wants to do Mythic Plus with me anymore using the “Very tired from work.” Excuse. When I try to make small talk about specialization and rotations, My tank just seems very distant. Like my tank is distracted with something, or someone else.

I have followed my tank around Stormwind, my tank seems to have a lot of other healers to talk to. When I confronted my tank with what I had seen. My tank just laughs and says they are just old schoolmates, or cousins.

I even did all the quests necessary to acquire my beautiful angel wings transmog. But my tank didn’t even notice I was wearing them. I feel like I have become invisible to my tank! Why…Oh why is this happening?

I know I shouldn’t put up with this behavior any longer, but, you see, we have 3 dps to take care of, so i cant just leave my tank. The group needs the tank. At this point, I’m so confused. I don’t know what to do? Any suggestions will be appreciated.

Signed: Desperate Healer.

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Oof. Tank went to get milk. Sorry to hear that but it’s time to take your 3 little DPS and find a real tank to take care of them.

I know it’s hard out there with that kind of baggage but you can do it.

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Happened to me as well. I followed him around and I found out it was with another tank :frowning:

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Sounds like you couldn’t live up to your tank’s expectations. Maybe try to spice things up. Try letting them go all out and pull as much as they can handle. Buff them even if they don’t need it.

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Man, you monogamous healers have so many complexes. It’s 2024, we weren’t meant to be held down by a single partner. Embrace the future, live a little, find a new tank whose taunts really make you feel the right way. Maybe two! Your old reliable friend will come back if you don’t push them away with your clingyness.

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Fastest way to a tank’s heart is through your Pain Suppression button.

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The least he could do is break it off clean instead of pugging around behind your back. Maybe do a little pugging of your own? It’s risky but you might just find your next tank that way

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Who knows what kind of debuffs he’s going to bring back to you?

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I have the most interesting days on this place.

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The healer has the dps to think of too. Who will they group with?

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I feel this. Caught my tank in a 11 gb without me. He knows im online. “After this key we group up.” He should leave the key as soon as i come online smh.

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This is amazing! Lmfao.

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real

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It’s not our fault!

Being a prot pally these days is like you’re questing for the holy grail but next you know it was only a lamp and now you’re in a nunnery surrounded by nuns demanding to be spanked.

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It’s always the dps who are hurt the worst in these situations.

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mommy why wont the tank and healer stop fighting.

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They got tired of dying under your watch. Sorry, bro.

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Cause there is no Twinkie flavored Peeps in the dungeon.

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I would normally suggest you get some counseling from Faerin, but her schedule is booked helping Anduin.

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Find another dad to take care of the family.

I mean, tank.

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