Its not possible, and even if you forget about the inconceivable (insert princess bride joke here) amount of coding it would take, it would remove the one thing we can’t survive without, and that’s having an enemy.
Next Xpac
World of Warcraft
“Lets All Get Along”
(prepay now and get a cuddle sword and friendship bracers)
I had a yard gnome once, one of those ceramic statues that are like a foot tall, but it disappeared a few weeks ago. Then I got a letter in the mail with a picture of my yard gnome in front of the Cromwell Post Office. Weird cause that’s 3 blocks away.
(note: Cromwell is fictitious, don’t come looking for me there. Unless you have my yard gnome)