Morpheus is at your door

[Hakyoku-wyrmrest-accord]

Just say no to drugs kids.

[Justincrank-moon-guard]

I have to wait 3 hours to make a new topic.

I guess “Trinity is at your door” will have to wait, unless somebody else wants to make it.

[Cytriss-moon-guard (Cytriss)]

If you want to be an accomplished wizard, need to start by eating strange things.

[Aulyn-the-underbog]

Them blue and yellow, purple pills.

[Sunzsu-alexstrasza]

Take both pills just to see what happens.

[Zaria-moon-guard (Zaria)]

i offer him a red mountain dew, and a blue mountain dew in exchange

[Questacular-zuljin]

Neo’s reflexes aren’t enhanced at that point. Morpheus goes blender mode. You become squid food. Purple squid food.

[Fenelon-wyrmrest-accord]

[Justincrank-moon-guard]

Trinity Is At Your Door

Trinity is at your door. She says they have a rogue developer willing to activate any changes or character customizations players want, but she needs a list. She is a serious woman and doesn’t have all day. What do you want? EDIT: If asked “won’t Blizzard notice” she just calmly says “no they dont play the game.” If asked about FF14 she says she’s trying it but she’s not here to talk about that. [The Matrix: Neo meets Trinity]

[Waidmann-gilneas (Waidmann)]

Go full on dad mode and tell all these people that keep knocking on my door

[Vincent-nathrezim]

What would of happened if he took both of the pills?
Or better yet… if they made Smith take a pill? Would he wake up as Elrond?

[Airc-shattered-hand (Airc)]

@Rustyus-moon-guard

The purple pill. Lets get dangerous.

Google says “the purple pill” is Nexium. Guess you can treat your potential acid reflux!

[Adrianv-senjin (Adrianv)]

Depends, do they have a chocolate center?

[Justincrank-moon-guard]

I wanna wake up but id take the blue pill for alliance.

[Dreadmoon-saurfang (Dreadmoon)]

I take the red pill, because red is faster

[Wariya-stormrage (Wariya)]

Which one of them is sugar coated ?

[Armalite-emerald-dream]

@Fenelon-wyrmrest-accord

Have the legendary Edition and on hold till someone makes this old mod work for it:

[Kinsi-caelestrasz]

Red pill cause apparently it’s a reference to estrogen pills at the time and well I doubt extra estrogen will hurt who knows what the blue pill is

Edit: but talking seriously i’d shut the door and call the cops I like not being thrown in the back of a van

[Tuft-medivh]

Is there a pill that would like… put me in a separate reality of my own making where I could do whatever? like still be in the matrix but could do whatever I wanted? …like an orange pill or something?

[Zulan-grizzly-hills (Zulan)]

I take the cat option: I’ll take them from him, but I won’t eat them. I don’t want to be inside or out, leave the door open.