I get emails about cheap blue pills all the time. No way I’m letting some door to door pharmacist sell it to me either.
Why can’t it be a Nigerian price with my money at the door? Hmmm?
I immediately close the door, open it back up and shovel to the face!! Then… Pulp Fiction backroom things, with said shovel. I mean, we’re in a virtual world, right, nothing I do really hurts him.
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Tell him I recognize him from an episode of Miami Vice and that I thought he did a good job in Boyz n the Hood.
/takes the blue pill 
and closes the door
I wanna be based and redpilled, so the red pill.
Here’s a question. What if Mobius showed up at your door? Would you quietly go off into the night with the TVA or would you run and fight?