how come food get hot but bowl not get hot
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Damn mine is always the bowl is fire and the middle of my food is frozen.
Tell me your secrets!
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heat up and then set it on desk and forget about it then couple hours later heat it up again
some bowls absorb the radiation better than others, those get hot.
When I said secret I didn’t mean science lesson, just tell me the right bowl and I’m set!
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place the bowl on the edges of the turntable and not the middle
microwave is one word
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I think it’s pretty cool when the other lady in my office puts her plastic wrapped biscuit in the microwave every morning and nukes it. The bravery eating melted plastic every single day.
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I don’t own a microwave
or a TV
Enjoy your radiation sickness, freaks
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5G’s gonna get you all the same.
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Not me, brother
I’m immune by the grace of god
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Did you immune through a covid shot (big mistake) or through InfoWars Alex Jones brand Super Male Vitality???
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I immuned through the power of southern baptism and prayer
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How many hymnals an hour do you need to keep up this immunity? Also link me your ChristianMingle profile so I can give you 5 Amen’s as a “Brother In Christ” rating so the churchgoing ladies know you’re holy.
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Our God is an awesome God he reigns
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God’s not dead, He’s surely alive
He’s living on the inside, roaring like a lion
There is hope for the helpless
Rest for the weary
And love for the broken heart
And there is grace and forgiveness
Mercy and healing
He’ll meet you wherever you are
Cry out to Jesus
Cry out to Jesus
Oh, cry out to Jesus
Cry out to Jesus
Well, late one night, she started to cry and thought he ain’t coming home
She was tired of the lies, tired of the fight, but she didn’t want to see him go
She fell on her knees and said, "I haven’t prayed since I was young
But Lord above I need a miracle
Well no matter who you are and no matter what you’ve done
There will come a time when you can’t make it on your own
And in your hour of desperation
Know you’re not the only one, praying
Lord above, I need a miracle
I need a miracle
What you feelin’, what you want, son?
Who you callin’ to, son?
You know Jesus is the truth, son?
The second in the Trinity, I know you feelin’ him
500 days left, until the new millenium
You hearin’ him, trumpet soundin’
Christ, the last, the first, the first, the last, it won’t pass
So don’t be caught slippin’ brother, don’t be trippin’ brother
'Cause when I see him, I’m givin it
Surrounded by Your glory
What will my heart feel?
Will I dance for You Jesus
Or in awe of You be still?
Will I stand in Your presence
Or to my knees, will I fall?
Will I sing hallelujah?
Will I be able to speak at all?
I can only imagine
I can only imagine
I can only imagine
When that day comes
And I find myself
Standing in the Son
I can only imagine
When all I will do
Is forever, forever worship You
I can only imagine, yeah
I can only imagine
Surrounded by Your glory
What will my heart feel?
Will I dance for you Jesus
Or in awe of You be still?
Will I stand in your presence
Or to my knees will I fall?
Will I sing hallelujah?
Will I be able to speak at all?
I can only imagine, yeah
I can only imagine