Mechagnomes Unite!

We have finally arrived. Our coming was long-overdue. It is our time to take over Azeroth and rule with an iron fist. The time of the pitiful fleshlings is over.

Do not fear. If you submit willingly, you shall not be harmed. We can be gentle rulers, if you do not fight our domination.

You cannot win. We are superior in every way. Implants. Cybernetic replacements. Superior intellect and craftsmanship. You are inferior to us.

Resistance is futile.

Mechagon forever!

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Dude you got diapers as underwear

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Silence, fleshling! You shall respect your superiors.

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So short we’re getting out of the profile picture frame. :crazy_face:

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You guys are short.

I see no diaper at all.

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shines up plate kicking boot

Where are the goalposts?

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You may try to punt us. But guess what. Our metallic bodies shall crumble your bones. Our implanted blades shall cut your appendages to pieces. The tyranny of the tall ones is over!

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Who are you trying to unite? All three of you?

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I think I can see your ear in yours, fleshling.

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Terminator Gnomes have arrived :robot:

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Ah, finally, a reasonable fleshling. You understand what is about to commence. I say once more: resistance is futile.

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Can’t wait to play a gnome with new armor! Yeeeah!

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I don’t have any problems with you, but you start going all borg on me, then imma gonna be forced to shove a electro-magentic emp grenade right down your throat sir.

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You’re welcome to try, mutant.

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mechagnomes make me wish i was alliance

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walks across the carpet in bare feet

OP let’s be friends and shake hands.

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Glad to see you cousin…not sure how i feel about going full on mechanical but it’s always nice to have help with the Horde.

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Ok now, I was being polite. I even defended you against the diaper comment. However you want war this badly against somebody that actually “could” invent specialty weapons against you?

Electro-magnetism will END YOU.

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