Mechagnomes Unite!

Fire up the magnets, boys!

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Greetings, fellow Gnome Unit. Query: Would you be interested in some cybernetic enhancement?

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This kind of stuff doesn’t work on me and i have Fouille’s back, Gnomes now, MechaGnomes FOREVER!

In time, i must first unlock the secrets of Mechagon which for me will take awhile as i am old and slow.

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Ah, I see. I seem to recall an old Gnome traveler who came to visit our city a while ago. He took a trip with the King. I do not know what fate befell him.

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Yes, but you still need us to get things off the top shelf.

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I’ll be making one when I’m home.

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Is it scary that I’m reading Fouille’s text sounded out as a Mechagnome would speak?

Also We already have overlords in the Vulpera. You’re kind of late.

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Only to stand on your shoulders after i use my sword to climb your back, although i admit your poofy hair makes for a nice place to sit…even to poop if necessary. It keeps my fresh apples…fresh and smooth.

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You may be confused as to which one of us is the rogue here.

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Never met a rogue i couldn’t…overpower! You all think alike, trying to strike from the shadows, but you all run away at the realization of Gnome POWER!

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If you have his back, you don’t have his front. wink

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The mechagon tag part I just tapped out on, not worth any effort for something like mechagnomes, I’ll wait for them to fix that up.

That’s what you are for…or you could have my front. wink

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Finally our mechagnome cousins will stand with us.

For we shall punt the other races!

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Isn’t that like the fox guarding the hen house?

You couldn’t afford it pal.

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I can’t make mine yet. Gotta do Mechagon, and haven’t done that yet coz I’m a filthy casual. :cry:

But I am looking forward to it, a lot! I love the hairstyles on the females!

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Why would a fine priest like yourself lower yourself to turning tricks on the corner when you could be with a fine upstanding Gnome like myself…i have Gold, LOTS AND LOTS of gold.

We could take a romantic ride on my…ahem, Brutosaur.

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Our time has come! We are the masters now!

Is it not so? IS IT NOT SO?

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You will never take me alive!