Blizz needs to give us the other two mechagnome heritage armor colors (rusty and silver) so we can be full robots in colors other than gold.
I agree with this sentiment
I’ll take these down and use them right away. May I please have an itemized list of your romantic conquests along with female reviews of your performance for guarantee of your credentials?
See, Dweez? You’re breaking the first rule of love; Never kiss and tell.
I was under the impression all was fair in love. Have I been misled in some way?
It’s only fair if you got more moolah to spread around than the other mook.
Ladies don’t like being treated like a mere conquest, an ‘object’ if you take my meaning. Even the Goblin gals know how to put a price on love without ruining the profit margins.
You are a very wise Goblin. I will of course offer fair remuneration for your course on love
Well fel, I ain’t never been called ‘wise’ before. A lotta “Hey you!” “Stop blowing up!” and of course “Who’s the booger?”.
First time for everything, Champ.
Don’t encourage him Schwartzy. He’s easy enough to distract as it is. Poor Gnomest has to keep dealing with the gifts he keeps sending her.
No promises, Rosie.
I’m a sucker for love. Buying it, selling it, hoarding it. Loving love is something I love to love. For profit.
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I just realized this makes me sound like a John. So uh… nope!
Since I have your attention. I was wondering if you could procure a few casks of Fel infused arcwine? You must have contacts with your nightborne allies? What is the going rate at present?
I’m sure my willpower modules will be able to prevent any unwanted side effects this time.
Grizzek must have used these tactics on Sapphronetta. I must imagine it would be tricky trying to maintain a secret relationship with two people apart of factions at war with each other.
I’m sure Saphronetta just likes his ears
Notta problem, Champ. I can send a good cask of at least dozen on the down low. Nightborne ain’t gunna miss a few that ‘fell off the caravan’. Whaddya say to 27gs a cask?
That Gob is a lover, not a fighter. Even when I helped him craft a personalized doll of Sapphron, he made sure I got most of the credit. We Gobs ain’t just greedy and money mooching.
Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just going to be over here, waxing my ears…
/wax
hmmmm shiny ears. Now about that 27,000 per cask. That’s a little pricey for me. Most of my gold goes right back into my research projects I’m sure you can cut me a deal though Schwartzy. We’ve known each other a long time.
Ah, I gotta soft spot for lady Gnomies. I’ll give ya the Weekend Special, 3k a cask, and a bottle of Dalaran Red thrown in for fun.
You are delicious my green friend! You have yourself a sale, and one happy mistress of Fel technologies. I’ll need 4 casks delivered as soon as possible.
Watch it Rosie. If you so much as whisper anything about Gul’Dan I’m getting the others and we’re dragging you back to Mechagon right away.
No more of this Fel fueled take over the world nonsense.
“What are we going to do tonight, Rosie?”
“The same thing we do every night, Dweezle. Try to take over the world!”
I never wanted to take over Azeroth. When I was out of sorts I wanted to contact the spirit of Gul’dan to force him to divulge his knowledge of the Fel Summoners art
I understand this would be inadvisable as he would be nearly impossible to control and introducing his spirit back into Azeroth would pose an intolerable risk to innocent beings.
At the time though it made so much more sense.
Curious how the mind can slip.