Mechagnome Love Thread 🥰

[Teksuo-grizzly-hills]

they are very close to being cool.

give em extra limbs-mogs to be found in mechagon or even old content somehow and they’d be cool.

not enough liberty for mogging as it is.

+also they are not quite as tempting to punt , could stub your toe.

[Coaxial-draenor]

@Rosiefelgear-frostwolf

Are you saying you now have an oracular matrix embedded within you sleeping code? Colour me jealous.

Actually its a simulation system attached to our normal sleep regulator. It allows me to vividly recall dreams while awake as well as to take control of the dreamscape to test out new designs. A wonderful addition to my standard mechagnome suite.

@Rosiefelgear-frostwolf

I was hoping I could prevail upon you a favour? Dweezle looks up to you could you please dissuade him from his latest attempt to seduce a female by appealing to her love of folk music and magnets? I’m not sure if he’s aware that she is undead and I don’t approve of such amorous relations with the ambulatory deceased.

I tend to stay out of the way of most romantic trysts unless they pertain to myself, however I will say that relationships with the Ebon Blade are rarely relationships that end well.

They are designed for pain and need to cause it, as well as being somewhat forceful in their desires. Nor do they tend to focus on their more gentler emotions.

@Wiccan-the-forgotten-coast

Gnome role-players are literally some of the best actors I’ve ever had the pleasure to game with, and this whole thread just reinforces that belief a… mecha ton.

I appreciate the sentiment! I also appreciate the Khad-joke.

@Jassaris-tichondrius

I wish I unlocked them. I will soon but not now lol

I cannot wait to see your Mechagnome after their mechanization is complete! I do hope you will consider making an appearance here in our little thread.

@Dweezle-frostwolf

I think we Mechagnome males pair nicely with Goblin females in a romantic context. We have the explosive capability to keep our mates engaged. The requisite intellect to challenge them and the appropriate stature to compliment them.

I agree, however as your sister pointed out. The Ebon Blade are not normally as easy to please, partially due to their dead nature.

@Dweezle-frostwolf

Don’t you agree that a pink flowers tiara might soften my sister’s demeanor a little?

I suspect, the darker flowers would be more Rosie’s speed. If at all. I prefer helmets most of the time… When mines not in the shop.

@Rosiefelgear-frostwolf

Is it really true? We’ve made it to 2k posts what a happy day!!!

Ah! I am exuberant to hear this!

Mechagon Prevails!

@Wiccan-earthen-ring

“For Mechagon, for Gnomeregan!”

Hear hear!

@Teksuo-grizzly-hills

they are very close to being cool.

I assure you my macabre fel infused friend, we are very cool. Look at this armor! Look at this gun! Imagine my D.A.W.G. and H.O.W.L. units with their gnashing sawing teeth sinking into my foes!

Not to mention being able to exchange multiple parts of my body on the fly for whatever I need. We are amazing!

@Teksuo-grizzly-hills

give em extra limbs-mogs to be found in mechagon or even old content somehow and they’d be cool.

I do hope when the customization pass for AR’s comes along we’ll get full mechanized heads and bodies. I also kinda wish we had a skeletal option. I know many are against the mog “restrictions” but I think if we’re going to have them we might as well be able to choose to go all out.

Another few hopes for me are changable arm and leg colors for a multitude of different ore types, new glowing robotic eye colors and options, and maybe, just maybe, if they can allow us to have one leg and one arm not mechanized.

@Teksuo-grizzly-hills

+also they are not quite as tempting to punt , could stub your toe.

I dislike the punting of any gnome and especially its prevalence as a joke… but… right?

[Rosiefelgear-frostwolf]

As always Coaxial you’re thorough review and commentary of recent thread postings is a pleasure to go through. As for Dweezle’s idea. I would not like to wear flowers in my hair. I have a very specific hairstyle and tint that I enjoy and consider for the most part optimized. I would not want to change it at this time. Perhaps to a Fel green tint but of course that colour is a weakness of mine.

Congratulations on your recent technological breakthrough with your D.A.W.G. unit.

[Dweezle-frostwolf]

Perhaps you’re right about the Goblin death knight my friend. But did you see her mog? How could I not be attracted?

Only my beloved Gnomest has better transmogs so far.(truth be told with my recent failure in outlands I feel unworthy of her gnomish Illidari affections)

I am in a sense rebounding.

[Gnomest-sargeras (Gnomest)]

Some people were a bit worried I was abandoning the gnome illidari thing. Nope. Just like to change it up ever so often. Keeps things fresh.

[Crimsonblade-darkspear (Crimsonblade)]

So is everything below the belt line mechanical or organic? Inquiring minds want to know.

[Wîccan-wyrmrest-accord]

Helix - Heavy Metal Love

[Dweezle-frostwolf]

I gets lonely out in the wilds as a young single Mechagnome sniper. I have no companion. Just me and my firearm.

[Pallygainz-sargeras (Pallygainz)]

I would race change all my gnomes in a heartbeat (only have a 120 mage as a mechagnome) if Blizz wouldn’t be so pigheaded and allowed us to use all the slots for mogs. Plate looks absolutely garbage unfortunately.

[Dweezle-frostwolf]

We admittedly have a certain steampunk asthetic that isn’t for everyone but we here would argue with a little creativity one can create impressive Mogs for mechagnomes. Just go back through the thread and you’ll see several examples

[Dweezle-frostwolf]

You could always attempt to woo one of our females Crimson Blade to find out for yourself but I would recommend against approaching my sister she has very discerning tastes and a very protective Felguard.

[Crimsonblade-darkspear (Crimsonblade)]

I’m not a picky orc…

[Schwartzy-wyrmrest-accord]

@Dweezle-frostwolf

… but I would recommend against approaching my sister she has very discerning tastes and a very protective Felguard.

She loves grabbing Gobboy ears though, so if you’re short and green you got the advantage already.

[Dweezle-frostwolf]

You’ve been warned. Rosie is around here somewhere. What funerary rights do your people practice?

[Schwartzy-wyrmrest-accord]

Ah, this works out great. I love funerals, they’re so expensive. The profit is huge!

Oh, and yadda yadda somebody died too…

[Gnomest-sargeras (Gnomest)]

Goblins are easily one of the best playable races in the game. Its kinda out of character for me to say that on this character, but I am speaking as a player right now. I have many goblins and gnomes.

[Schwartzy-wyrmrest-accord]

Course ya do, babydoll. Your a player of fine taste and intelligence, I’d expect nothing less.

[Dweezle-frostwolf]

(jealousy intensifies!!!)

[Schwartzy-wyrmrest-accord]

Sounds like you could use some love advice, Dweez.

I’ll share some certified Goblin pick-up lines, guaranteed to make any Gnome melt. Gender is irrelevant. I’ll have my lawyer contact you for the fee.

“Gnome man is gonna treat you as good as I will.”

“You must be great at tinkering, because you’ve got me all wound up.”

“Can I see your pointy hat and passport? It’s clear you’ve been roaming through my mind.”

“If you’ll be my Juliet, I’ll be your Gnomio.”

“Try to get to gnome me, maybe I’ll get to plant my seed in your garden.”

“I want to really get to gnome you.”

Guaranteed or your money back!*

…

*No refunds.

[Rosiefelgear-frostwolf]

Is Dweezle steering the conversation to romance again?

To paraphrase another scientist.

Love is merely a chemical reaction forcing people to mate. It hits hard then slowly fades leaving you in a failing marriage.

Rise above. Break the cycle, focus on science.