Welcome back my friends, to another episode of WHAT’S IN THE SAC?
I’m your host, and with us today is another unlucky contestant who’s waited all week to roll the dice and find out what he’s won. As always, the rules are simple: you cast your spell, wait a week, and look to see what pet you’ve conjured up! No takebacks, no way to improve your odds, and the rewards, to be honest, are awful.
So then! Let’s play… WHAT’S! IN! THE! SAC!
/dramatic music as our hapless hero closes his eyes, and reaches into the Grumbling Sac.
The tension is high, folks. Because as you all know, it could be anything! We have three new pets to choose from this expansion, as well as a whole bunch from previous expansions and vendors. You might get a Slippy or a Mechanical Frog, or you might get something worthless. It’s all a gamble…
/dramatic music continues. He reaches in. And he pulls out…
AN ALBINO SNAKE!
/wah wah wahhhhhhhhh music plays. Crowd groans. The contestant weeps.
Oh, bad luck. Better luck next time. Come back in a week for another round of… WHAT’S IN THE SAC?
(Sigh.)