Make a cursed wish

Curse a wish made by the poster above.

I wish trolls could be demon hunters.
wiggles toes

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You can have your Troll DH, however your toes will now forever be unwiggleable.

I wish for Pandaren to be able to hide their tail so it doesn’t look like a dag hanging off them.

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You can hide the Pandaren tails however every transmog still will have just a gaping hole in it where the tail usually is.

I wish Sarkareth will drop the darned Legendary gem for me before the next raid tier comes out.

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I wish I could skin humans

also in WoW too

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i wish op stop wiggling toes. checkmate.

I wish you would wiggle your toes forever.

i wish you turn into a succubus.

Granted, but it is a Draenei succubus.

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Baby, I already am one. /flex

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no your a fat kul tiren. succubus are pretty.

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Fixed it for ya

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excuse me. i dont not attracted to men that look like beer gut men. or men at all.s i like succubus, im drunk arent i?

Too many fel cookies probably.

My Warlock gets a bit slurry after a few.

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mam mam why you following me? you a cupcake?

It’s spiked with felcohol.
wiggles toes

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In an attempt to restart the cycle, I wish for more Highborne lore.

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Granted, but you only will know their secret handshake.

I would love for all races to be trolls.
wiggles toes

Granted, but certain groups of them continue to evolve and you’re still left with elves.

I wish we had height sliders.

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Granted, but you are hidden behind a massive UI cursor that you can’t change.

I wish for you to have a wonderful weekend.

I’m sure we’ll all have a wonderful weekend…followed by an absolutely terrible week.

I wish more people liked Monks.

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