Make a cursed wish

hugs Yonara and wiggles toes

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More people now like Monks, but it’s like the friar version that’s basically a Priest and has a shaved head.

I wish for the person below me to have a good day.

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/breathes deeply of the smoke

/whoosh

Hear me out. Scarlet Monestary
Four.
What’re the crusaders still doing there? They don’t know. Built on Tyr’s library or something. But they’re full of loot and bodies to bash.
Whitemane doesn’t come back though.

INSTEAD ITS THIS HUNK CALLED LEROY

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extends a finger
Care to pull?
grins

/yanks with the force of seven wombats

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a gust of hot air rushes out

Anyone smell popcorn?

Maybe not what OP meant, but my cursed wish would be:

  • Move Vulpera to Alliance
  • Move Blood Elves off the face of Azeroth or anywhere else for that matter
    (keep Horde UGLY)
  • no one plays Horde, they should all just be AI controlled psychopaths that rampage across the world

swoon

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You have my vote

I wish for Dracthyr Death Knights

Ooo a three-fer

But they become humans in furry costumes.

But they become real n stalk you 24/7

But they all have Mark Zuckerberg’s face

i wish for worgen to have tails.

but the dracthyr get true flight first

i wish we all get the longboy

But it doesn’t have the auctioneer NPC on it.

I wish they remove the Combat Log from the game.

Granted, but the degradation of code means that we are visually represented by squares.

I wish durian was in every food.

Not quite a cupcake
 But now I want one


I wish LFR was deleted

i wish new super skimpy transmogs for EVERY RACE AN BODY.

Granted, but they were skimpy with the skimpy mogs so you only get high-heeled shoes.

I wish everyone loved Dragonriding.

I wish for a good expansion that lives up to my expectations.

Granted, but your expectations are now much lower.