Legit advice needed pls for DH

I am having a legitimately hard time getting 1800 on my DH and i don’t know what im doing wrong. I am aware DH is strong.

Every game I’ve done has ret and between immunities and off healing i cant seem to put enough damage out before someone dies and my goes are gibbed by the defensives. I try purging but still.

The damage on DH is high and i must be doing something wrong or I’m just impatient, lol.

Should i be sitting on a single target? Trying to maximize cleave? Pls help

I first read the title as “legal” advice so that’s what I’m going with because it’s more fun:

:balance_scale: Demon Hunter PvP Legal Advice — “Know Your Rights to Chaos”


1. Right to Pursuit (aka Fel Restraining Orders Don’t Exist)

You have the legal right to chase down any fleeing target using Fel Rush, Vengeful Retreat, or The Hunt. If they run, that’s consent to be legally annihilated.

:scroll: Precedent: “You ran, now you die v. Rogue (2023)”


2. Informed Consent is Optional for Eye Beam

Your Eye Beam is an Area of Legal Obliteration. You are not required to issue any warning before beaming someone’s soul into the void. Even if they’re stunned. Or disarmed. Or crying.

:warning: Eye contact = implied consent.


3. Double Jump & Glide Clause

Under PvP Rule 7-F (“Demonic Mobility Act”), Demon Hunters are allowed to double jump and glide over enemy CC, traps, and terrain. If you fell into a trap, that’s a you problem. The law is clear: float over it like the menace you are.


4. Self-Defense Through Chaos Nova

You may invoke the “Chaos Nova Defense” whenever surrounded. Stunning multiple enemies is not excessive force—it’s standard practice. Especially on cooldown.


5. Fel Evasion Doctrine

If accused of being hard to hit, refer to the “Fel Evasion Doctrine,” which states:

“Any and all attempts to damage the DH while Evasion, Blur, or Netherwalk are active shall be considered void, null, and laughable.”


6. You Are Not Responsible for Your Actions During Meta

Once Metamorphosis is activated, all legal responsibility for your damage output is transferred to Blizzard Entertainment. You were merely the vessel. Any complaints must be directed to your developer.


7. No Jury Will Convict You

If you Eye Beam > Fel Rush > The Hunt > Blade Dance someone into a loading screen in under 3 seconds, that’s called a felony, but only to them. For you, it’s Tuesday.


Bonus Clause: “Rogues Signed a Waiver”

All Rogues entering PvP arenas or battlegrounds have implicitly waived their right to fair treatment when facing a Demon Hunter. They know what they signed up for. Cloak of Shadows doesn’t work on regret.

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