I heard my first Wow “dad joke” the other day:
“Why is everyone buying so much toilet paper?”
“For the Hoard!” (in orc voice)
Does anyone know any other WoW dad jokes?
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A blacksmith walks into a bar
and says “ouch, my toe”
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Why are warriors always rich?
They charge a lot.
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This is like… 40-50% of Khadgar’s character.
And don’t get me wrong, I 
Khadgar.
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i know a lot of draenei jokes.
Why do they call him Invincible if I can see him?
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thrall is a wow dad joke.
A Dwarf walked out of a bar.
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I get a kek out of these.
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Best thread ever.
Not really a dad joke, but good enough
Yo mamma is so fat when she got on WoW everybody got disconnected with a server full message.
What do you call a druid who melees in tree form? A combat log
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Yo mamma so fat when she logged in she got world explorer achievement
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Pics or it didn’t happen. 
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jaina is enthralling
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Why do we have to jump off the second floor onto the Maw?
To get maw-mentum.
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Honestly, I don’t know any dad jokes. Maybe it’s because I’m not a dad, or I missed the boat when they were a thing at any rate. Tried to create something off the top of my head, but fatherhood isn’t all that funny. It’s actually kind of serious and a little scary. I’ve been considering reversing my vasectomy but damn, I wish that was funny but it’s more like an existential dilemma, do I create a replica that might carry on my work, or is it just a foolish errand to get more people on the planet for no reason? Heavy. Heavy.
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a priest, a rabbi and the lich king walk into a bar…
My favorite joke I’ve seen on the forums is “why can’t a gnome be a paladin? Because it can’t reach the light!”
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Why did the scarecrow receive an award?
Because he was out standing in his field.
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