KFC Just Won the Console War:

Blizzard - it’s time to partner with KFC.

I want WoW to keep my chicken warm.

Since I can’t post links, I’m posting a video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qMEn-vVxcg

" Your chicken will be kept hot thanks to a custom-built cooling system that keeps the console hardware at a regular temperature while using heat produced by its components to warm the chicken chamber.

Other specs include an Intel Nuc 9 Extreme Compute Element and two Seagate® BarraCuda® 1TB SSD drives for storage, according to the[ Cooler Master website]."

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I can finally have explosive Diarrhea while gaming, God do I love being an AMERICAN.

Seriously, if you want me to have a bad time just get me food from KFC, Taco Bell or Pizza Hut.

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Who said it only has to be chicken?

Cook a burrito.

KFC console lol

My GPU operates at temperatures capable of keeping my chicken warm.

You need to get on my level.

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this would go nicely with a budlight projector hidden in a case of beer

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Except if you put chicken in there, your computer’s probably in trouble.

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You just need to be careful about where you put the chicken.

Wait…what?

KFC is making made a console? What? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Has made. Present-tense.

It’s that guy from the internet with weird opinions who threatens to pee in a corner if his wife doesn’t love him or something. Bottom line, I shut off the video before finding out if it was clickbait or not.

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But can it run Crysis?

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My console is overheating! Honey, grab the chicken!

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My friends and I used to refer to our Taco Bell visits as “Spring Cleaning” for that reason.

I would like to return 2020 for a full refund please and thank you.

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I’m sorry without a receipt all we can give you is store credit

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If I reheat Nandos will the console brick?

I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I do love me some KFC. But on the other, I don’t want old, nasty fried chicken grease all over my console.

So I think I’ll pass. Y’all go get all that good stuff you can stand.

But it would be in a collection area… and easy to clean.

I know myself well enough to know that I’d never actually do that.

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