Join my delusion!

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  1. Shadowlands was just a random dream caused by a mushroom I ate from the cave of the mushroom version of the lich king.
  2. all lava is actually boiling hot homemade Mac and cheese.
  3. Vulpera are just gnomes bitten by Worgen.
  4. Azeroth can be cured with the proper application of coffee.
  5. The more you pretend not to care about loot the better loot you will get. Until you begin to care then all loot will scatter like roaches when you move a rock.

Please share your delusions with me for I am bored and in need of brainless silly babbling.

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May the wings of liberty never lose a feather!

Time for me to make a fruit and frozen yogurt almond milk shake!

:surfing_woman: :surfing_man:

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Zovaal exists

Even if he died, he survived

We’ll see him again

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Then you wouldn’t be a void elf

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But good sir the shadowlands was just a shroom assisted dream. Zovals not real and he can’t make me grind for anything!

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The real high elves were the friends we made along the way.

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My delusion is that one day, I will stop playing this game. :slight_smile:

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Archimonde will be back :sunglasses:

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I’m not a Void elf. I’m just anti-light. I hate mornings

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No, Zovaal is far too real

He had them thangs out, just letting them thangs thang like that

No mushroom induced dreams could make something so powerful

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It will be revealed that Archimonde is actually the Really Real hero of the story and we were stupid and wrong to oppose him.

Also we will need his help to stop the clump of dust that is Garrosh who is somehow even more racist and arrogant.

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Cake.

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I’m good at this game.

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Your delusion sounds delicious!

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Before I agree is this stove top Mac and Cheese or baked?

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Depends on the region.

Some regions are Baked with bacon bits inside.

It all depends on the quality of “lava” graphics

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Good answer, baked it is for me.

My biggest delusion is that Garrosh did everything because he was in love with Thrall but Thrall was dating Vol’jin in secret and he found out about it.

I really hated Cata’s story. I still do.

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  1. Noggenfogger skeleton is an undocumented DPS/HPS buff.
  2. Gnomes are hairless Vulpera.
  3. The Kirin Tor is the Illuminati of Azeroth.
  4. Khadgar is a lizard person.
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No…no I don’t think I will.

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Everyone who declines me to group are just jealous I got a better mog than them.

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