Its Time to Stand up for Whats Right

Every once in a while, I hear of something that really grips me. Something that really inflames and impassioned me.

So Blizzard, I’m going to say this again.

JUST GIVE THE WORGENS TAILS ALREADY.

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Give the men a fixed spine.

Given the women better hairstyles like in the beta.

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worgen dont have tails.
stop trying to push this on them.

Its like me saying you want humans to have a third foot

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YEA worgen with out tails is like gnome with out gadgets or paladins with out the light or bacon without eggs.

Every man wants a third leg! Every worgen wants a tail!

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I think this is one of those.

THERE IS A SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER

DEEP IN MY SOUL SOUL

HES LAID THERE FOR YEARS YEARS

HE JUST WONT LET GO

HES LAYIN AROUND

HES GOT A MEAN BITE!

NOW HES READY TO FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

AND STAND UP FOR WHAT HE KNOOOOOOOOOOOOWS

I DONT NEED YOUR TROPHIES OR YOUR GOLD

I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU ALL

we need worgen tails

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Except Worgen have never had tails, there is no lore reasoning behind it, concept art which contained them having tails was specifically altered for them to no longer have tails, and Worgen have no reason to randomly sprout them beyond people wanting them.

It’s fine. Relax.

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Have you ever tried running on 4 legs without a tail?! There’s no balance!

#goldrinnhadatail

I like to think the main reason they don’t have tails is that on vanilla graphics it would’ve looked like a pinecone on their rear. Werewolves should have tails.

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https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/give-worgen-tails

I deeply support this.

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And most werewolves in most forms of media do not have tails. It is far more common for them to not have a tail than it is for them to. A quick google search can confirm that, and I know it can cause I just did it.

I’m reminded of a line from cousin Eddy in “National Lampoon’s Vacation”:
“I don’t know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself.”

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Oh i bet, whats next, clipping our ears?! Wait are our ears clipped?

They did. They clipped our ears!
Worgen are oppressed.

stares at her lame tailless rear end and sighs

GIVE US TAILS

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YOU DONT HAVE ANY! :stuck_out_tongue:

Worgen, Panda and Goblin got the short end of the customizations. It’s a shame.

Pandaren get long tails and Red Pandas aren’t even real pandas. :unamused:

red pandas are a fun joke to add
Worgen just seemingly randomly asked for it one day

I can get behind this.

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