btw, i have a question for you OP:
which is a better race for testosterone-ness? pandaren, or tauren (either kind)?
i mean, tauren clearly have a lot of testosterone cause they have muscles, but pandaren have a big ol, manly beer-gut… and both of’em are covered in hair. hmm… 
asking cause i’m considering changing my hm tauren i mentioned earlier, to a pandaren cause… well, i like pandaren.
obviously i’d do this later-on, but still.
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Took my kids to daycare, told them I loved them and would be back to pick them up, and gave them both a hug and kiss.
Then I body-slammed my son before walking out to make sure he remembers who runs things.
If The Rock ate a rock, he would implode, because same matter cannot occupy same space at the same time.
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I told my wife I love her.
Painted plant pots with my kids and made them lunch.
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That’s a difficult one. Honestly, they’re both pretty good. I like tauren better than pandaren but can’t go wrong with either.
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think of it as “void elf” but not as Alliance-y.
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I held a door open for an old lady… does that count?
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I had to kill a really big, really scary spider who had creepy, super pointy legs for some reason because my husband wasn’t home from work yet and the cat wouldn’t earn his keep.
I had to make some sort of squeaky battle cry to work up the courage to squish it. But I did it! All by myself!
pillaged, opressed, warmongered, and all the other things only us testosteronies can do, i was on a female blood elf but piloted by a full blooded testo maker - Nacho man Candy Savage!
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Thank you for specifying! For a moment there, I was mildly horrified, lol.
Speared a mole tunneling on my front lawn.
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I built my blastoise lego finally.