Be my DK so I can jut see how it all ends.
Obviously I would be Tzesh. As a Death Knight, I donât need to eat, drink, or sleep, but I could still do any of those things if I wanted to. I donât age or get sick. I also get to be a sexy troll.
âŚTroll and sexy donât really go together dude.
BesidesâŚwe need a lot of deodorant.
Why would you? Youâre dead. You donât sweat. Youâve also, canonically, been dead for like 8 years now. Plenty of time for all the decay to have decayed.
A good bath, appropriate soap, making sure youâve dried out completely to avoid mold growth, some hair product and a solid cologne and you should be good.
You would think so, but bacteria are insidious. Iâve tried quite a bit, even putting myself at -100 degrees.
Freezing them is only a temporary solution. They just go into hibernation.
If you want them permanently gone, then your only choice is by fire:
Hrmmm, terrible terrible fireâŚfollowed by ice. I think it could work.
SMITE ME BROTHA!
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