Is an orange parse good?

WoW Classic Mists of Pandaria Classic Discussion
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I’m new to parsing. It says 95% and is in orange text next to my name from last nights Kazzie kill in Hyjal.

Did I done good?

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No, if you dont pink parse just delete your toon.

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It means you were worse than 95% of players. You done bad.

A green parse means you’re doing great
Blue parse = mediocre
Purple parse = horrible
Orange = even worse

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If you don’t know whether you’re doing a good job or a crap job without looking at a parse - then I’d say you’re not as good as you think you are.

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I too like to just let it dangle out in the open and ask random strangers if they think its big

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It means 95% of people are better than you.

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goddangit >.<

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Sorry OP. You failed your test at playing a video game.

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Aw man why you gotta try and hurt my feelings so hard?

Wow someone is spicy. I literally said

How are you supposed to get better without asking about things? No need to be so greasy lol.

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Its amazing how an honest question brings out the worst trolling in people.

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Obviously what’s under investigation is his sincerity in the question. Regardless if you’re new at parsing you can very easily figure out what 95 (or any number is), especially this late into tbc assuming he’s killed other bosses to get to arch.

It’s essentially asking if his 12 inch Johnson is adequate just to show off / rub it in etc.

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I remember my first 95…

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My wife’s boyfriend is that big she said.

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It’s more amazing how the worst troll can bring out the honesty in people.

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That’s actually your first orange parse this whole xpac.

Congrats!

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If you dont grayparse then you are terrible. Sorry.

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Wow, even if he is not amazing that’s harsh man. Why do you got to be mean?

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This wasn’t an honest question though…this guy has been on the forum for awhile and he definitely knows what parsing is and how it works lol. He’s just bragging.

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Not bad, but the 9 on Winterchill is the one I’d be really proud of

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I think to not get an orange parse as a warlock, you need to fall asleep of boredom and miss a couple shadowbolts…