Well, he’ll first have to get to my door ,I hope he likes the run through the wet woods because if you’re not in a atv your not going to make here.The swamp is not a place for the inexperienced .
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Time gate his entry by asking him to do all of my outside chores I loathe doing.
daytime? prolly won’t hear the bell or the knock since i’m usually on the lake.
while it’s dark? that means he jumped the fence and on private property.
Nah its not gear he has a skill issue 
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Invite him in, have a beer.
Introduce him to a world without synthetic fabrics and bowling shirts.
i’d invite ion in and get him baked.
lol
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I’ll refer you to Shakespeare’s Henry VI, regarding lawyers…