In Wake Of Players Reaction to Delayed Maintenance

This just in - Blizzard, multi dollar company, will no longer be maintaining servers for their once beloved game " World of Warcraft " - known informally as " W.O.W ". They’ve decided to pack up and go home, “it was fun while it lasted…”.

Ian Hazzikostas, former elitist gamer turned blizzard mastermind, fondly reminisces, “We really wanted to make Classic TBC a reality for our beloved share… beloved fans, but we’ve decided enough is enough, we want people to go outside and enjoy reality”

Alright bob back to you with the weather

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now are we talking like…a whole 20 dollars or something?

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Faelist, unfortunately only speculations can be reported at this point in time.

Mastermind is overkill

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Sir these were his own words, he bequest that I relay them in such a manner

Only old people want to play this anyways.

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Only thing he will be credited with being the mastermind of is the downfall of WoW… Got to love the lets not listen to what players want and instead tell them what they want approach to gaming.

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Rumors speculate Ian is self conscious of this thought floating around… He was last seen with Elon musk’s barber

You really shouldn’t disparage the old. Growing old happens to everyone.

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I’ve just been told Ian wants to know ur location

Dark side of the moon.

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